Numerically, my visions not too bad. My lenses are -0.75 in each eye. But the problem is that without them, I feel blind as hell.

Oh hell no. When I attempt to stop dancing, bits of me carry on like they haven't heard the message. Plus, I used to get laughed at in clubs all the time because I specialise in the branch of dance widely recognised as "Old-Uncle-Wedding Dancing". My cure for that has been to just stick to pubs and bars rather than clubs.

Kinda. It's this sort of thing where I do, but at the same time I don't. It's very, VERY confusing.

Probably not. At least not right now, anyway.

The Monk-o-Potamus. But when we're not talking about fictitious creatures from well known sitcoms of the nineties, then: pandas. So it's handy that China keeps handing 'em out to every country that wants them.

Not really. I'm okay in the shallow end of a not-busy pool as long as the lifeguard watches me like a hawk.

There were two old men in deck chairs. One old man says: "It's nice out, isn't it?"
The other old man says "Yes it is, I think I'll take mine out."

Hell yes! I always do!
Oh, and just a little grammar tip: you don't need an apostrophe if you've used the word "till". You'd only need it as a contraction if you shortened the word "until" to be "'til".
I know it's naggy, Formspring, but you'll thank me someday!

Tom Hanks. Just because he's an all-round nice guy.
Oh, and Nicholas Cage. Just for the LOLz.

Too much. I'm on it for at least three hours a day. I need to get out more.

When I get it from a variety of different sources, then yes. There's nothing worse than committing to one, overly-biased newspaper, or newschannel, or the Daily Mail.

Spiderman. No question. Simply because he's just a normal guy, dealing with real things and troubles in his life. Plus the Sam Raimi movies were truly awesome. I'm not sure about how the Marc Webb reboot will go, though.

Pepsi Max all the way. Until they bring back Vanilla Coke, I'll be a pepsi fan all the way.

No lizard!? Or Spock!? You're a disgrace, Formspring!

Probably Michael Schumacher coming back into Formula One. Sure, he hasn't exactly been as successful as he was with Benetton and Ferrari- but I like his level of passion.

"Good luck. You'll need it."

BIG BIRD! [/flashbacks]

Swelled up from the rain, clouds move like a wraith.
[...whatever 'wraith' means...]

For you it probably will. In fact, I wouldn't blame you if it already has. But I don't see this getting any better anytime soon.

That's probably the scariest question anyone's ever asked. Thinking that far in the future is really frightening. The uncertainty and the fact that it reeks of someone wishing their life away just chills me to the bone.