Hey Suzy, you're wrong, actually. This is Erin.
Ah. Figures. But I'm sure she's right there beside you laughing. I'm not stupid. I know that for some unfathomable reason she hates my ever living guts. But that's okay, I don't really give a shit. She's no reason to be unreasonable, but she is. That's just her. I stopped letting her get to me many years ago. It all started back when she was dating Susannah. Both of you are completely and utterly ridiculous.


