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    1. justin
      sensible responded to STG4Dummies 19h

      Yes, as a man I am a soulless automaton. Like a a Klingon, a shark, or Ayn Rand, i believe these feelings of affection are only for the weak.

      that said, if someone said "wuv" to me then she'd better be my 6yo daughter. otherwise, i will disappear in a puff of brimstone.

    2. Soraya The Great
      STG4Dummies responded to STG4Dummies 19h

      This question does not even a little grammar.

    3. Iqra Chattha
      MyBigDingDong responded to sanders 5h

      Give a shout out to some of your favorite formspringers so others can follow them too! What do you like about them most?

      @Formspring, you smexy. ~
      If I forget to mention someone. consider yourselves unloved. You may take that lovely seat in between "Look at all the" and "Fucks I give."

      @TaliTalulla (although, I could just be mentioning Tanya for her delicious looks), @ItsMeChrisG (http://tinyurl.com/6p3k4xs), @GuiPloo (I want to adopt you. Like. right now), @alyssabarmonde (http://tinyurl.com/7vda988) @ElmornSilverkin (one of the more "memorable" people on Formspring), @AishaMath1337 (a.k.a PLANET-SIZED HEAD), @mylifeisaviraje (flawless), @ROBERTZW (PURE AWESOMENESS), @adborden (a cat-loving, cookie-eating monstrosity), @mirughhh (sarcastically humorous), @chrisbarmonde (http://tinyurl.com/7dktpcc), @ThatNakedGuy (you and whipped cream share a special spot in my mind), @adventseph (my gorgeous sister), @TrishBerg (http://tinyurl.com/6wob7t9), @ade, @pims (http://tinyurl.com/cvxgaa7), @horseebooks, @kelly, @emomirror, @lizzie8192, @sandosh, @jelanna, @AndrizzleYo, @ascii7085, @johnsanders, @cassanDRO1D, @BillSanders, @STG4Dummies, @mikepreuss, @MikeGuy668, @MirandaWrites, @CharlyPhraser, @Pendrake, @jake, @Wellseeyalater, @AskZaya, @dplatt2, @madkingx, @CanadianRocker, @martincozzi, @timfbowen, @TWHarr, @jfreshOFFICIAL, @nathan, @iamprimrose, @jmcgough, @stephans, @Cairnarvon, @taffyroman, @elinar2, @samchick, @LaKitteh, @sergedou, @Flobin, @SUPAHCRAZYME, @Shujaullah, @shaneharter, @Marababbyy, @yamnaimtiaz, @JokerGirl93, @grifmont93, and @ambroff.

      Yes, it's in a specific order. I love you least, @ambroff..

    4. Soraya The Great
      STG4Dummies responded to sensible 27 May

      Do my questions suck? How shall I go about reducing the overall level of suck and increasing proportionately the level of wicked awesomeness?

      This question bums be out. Your questions are my favorite. I feel like a bit of an ass now because I let them sit around while I contemplate them forever instead of actually answering them.
      But isn't that the point of a good question? To make you think?
      Bonus points because they make me think AND giggle.

      You need followers who are older than 16 and speak English fluently.
      I have a feeling you'd see a vast improvement in the quality\quantity of answers you received.

      I will say that occasionally, the volume of questions you ask is a tad overwhelming, but you have to strike while the iron is hot, so I don't blame you.
      At any rate, people can delete the things they don't want to answer.

      THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SHAMELESSLY TAG PEOPLE SO THEY'LL FOLLOW YOU <3
      @TWHarr, @chrisbarmonde, @TrishBerg, @jake, @therealjbsrq, @BillSanders, @johnsanders, @sanders, @adborden, @jmcgough, @Pendrake, @tom, @pims, @elinar2, @sergedou, @morrinene, @MinnelleHerself, @ade, @timfbowen, @mikepreuss, @CryoftheCelts, @DrGonzo65, @dorotheefisher, @AndrizzleYo, @MyBigDingDong, @capinyoass, @stephans, @adamsappl, @adventseph, @guiploo, @sandosh, @MirandaWrites, @mirughhh, @Jhsanders, @mcardinal, @martincozzi, @AishaMath1337, @ambroff, @madkingx, @Flobin, @shaneharter, @jmg1124, @ScottEldridge, @nathan, @LoiteringOnline

      There. Now I've either done you a service or have condemned all of the aforementioned.
      I guess we'll have to wait and see!

    5. Chris Barmonde

      How did your weekend start ? I manage to lock myself out and my roommate is gone 'til Tuesday. #fun

      Again??? Why not just keep a set of spare keys with your checkbooks in the office?

    6. Jim McGough
      jmcgough responded to martincozzi 26 May

      How did your weekend start ? I manage to lock myself out and my roommate is gone 'til Tuesday. #fun

      #FPF2012!

    7. Bill Sanders

      How did your weekend start ? I manage to lock myself out and my roommate is gone 'til Tuesday. #fun

      Well, much like every other weekend. The clock reached 11:59pm Friday night and a minute later....ba da bing.....there it was.....the weekend. Now for your other problem. I could have you in pretty quickly. Stand approximately two feet from your door. Then, with one quick move and all of your strength kick the door inches from the lockset with the bottom of your foot. The door should splinter the frame and open right up.

    8. Chris Gregory

      How to make iced tea ?

      You can only be born Iced tea

    9. Michelle Cardinal
      mcardinal responded to dplatt2 26 May

      If you were expected to sing karaoke RIGHT NOW what song would you sing?

      Probably "Amazing Grace" so no one would ever bug me to sing karaoke again.

    10. John R. Huff  Jr.

      Are you rich?

      in some ways and not meaning money

    11. tom wang
      tom responded to Formspring 26 May via iOS

      What's your favorite kind of cookie?

      Yes.

    12. Bill Sanders

      I just found out Courtney Stodden and Dakota Fanning are THE SAME AGE. THE. SAME. AGE.

      If it makes you feel any better, I'm the same age as Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt.

    13. tim
      pims responded to Formspring 25 May

      What's your favorite kind of cookie?

      I like this question :)

    14. Timothy Bowen
      timfbowen responded to kshires09 25 May

      If I showed up on your doorstep holding a stethoscope, a bazooka, and an apple pie, would you join me on an epic adventure?

      You had me at bazooka.

    15. Soraya The Great
      STG4Dummies responded to dplatt2 25 May

      What's the weirdest, most useless, or stupidest invention you've ever heard of?

      I don't know about stupidest, but this is the GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I WANT IT.

    16. Soraya The Great
      STG4Dummies responded to sensible 25 May

      When was the last time you got "cut off" at a bar? (for me it was about 20 minutes ago) Why?

      This has never happened to me and I can say with some amount of certainty that it probably never will.
      Being cut off on the road is a different story.

    17. Tanya

      Are you celebrating Memorial Day this weekend?

      We don't have a Memorial Day. (At least not to my knowledge) But this weekend is cemetery Sunday so I'll be visiting all my friends and family who couldn't take up the one damn graveyard! Seriously, they're scattered all over the Belfast, they couldn't just die in the one spot!?

      This will be my Uncle Sean's 3 year death anniversary and since he died I haven't gone to his house once because it's just not the same entering his home without him greeting you at the door with the spare change he had. (He's the one on the top right corner)

      DEAD PPL, Y U DIE?!

    18. Soraya The Great

      If you go quiet, what does this usually mean?

      I am an unhappy camper.
      Either I'm sad, offended, angry, PISSED OFF, or any combination of the aforementioned and then some.

      Apparently I'm not the type to voice when I'm upset.
      I'm pretty sure I used to be VERY vocal about these kinds of things...
      I don't know.

    19. Trish
    20. Soraya The Great
      STG4Dummies responded to dplatt2 25 May

      If you were expected to sing karaoke RIGHT NOW what song would you sing?

      Oh my GOD. I don't know WHY, but I was just on the phone with my friend and "I'm too sexy" has been playing on repeat in my head.

      BRING IT.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&ob=av3e

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