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    1. ambroff
      ambroff 16 May

      What does Massive Health mean to you?

    2. ambroff
      ambroff 23 Apr

      Tell me an entertaining story about the worst job you've ever had. #entertainmebitches

    3. ambroff
      ambroff 10 Apr

      Do people who rollerblade miss having sex?

    4. ambroff
      ambroff 7 Mar

      I've been sick all week, and I'm currently stuck in my apartment with little food to eat. What kind of food should I order from GrubHub?

    5. ambroff
      ambroff 15 Feb

      @pims and @johnsanders keeping your Formspring up and running.

    6. ambroff
      ambroff 11 Feb

      This is what your ceiling will look like during the winter if you rent a shitty top floor apartment in an old ass building from a slumlord in San Francisco.

    7. ambroff
      ambroff 9 Feb

      What does this mean, exactly? (via https://twitter.com/#!/donttrythis/status/167740162351177729/photo/1)

    8. ambroff
      ambroff 5 Feb

      Anyone ever leave stuff at your apartment?

    9. ambroff
      ambroff 1 Feb

      What's something you've ways wanted to tell me? - pass this in to your followers and see what they have ways wanted to tell you :)

    10. ambroff
      ambroff 31 Jan

      How much longer should I put up with this before throwing this computer in the trash?

    11. ambroff
      ambroff 29 Jan

      I love you nerds.

    12. ambroff
      ambroff 27 Jan

      Who the hell is Rick Santorum?

    13. ambroff
      ambroff 27 Jan

      I just used disposable chop sticks to retrieve a q-tip I accidentally dropped in the toilet (the plumbing in my building sucks). Pro move? What technology have you used in appropriately as of late?

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      ambroff 24 Jan
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      ambroff 9 Jan

      The Matrix (only counting the first film here) is *waaaay* better than Star Wars. Discuss!

    16. ambroff
      ambroff 18 Dec 11

      A riff on the old anti-drug commercial: "This is your brain. This is your brain on *love*." Describe the scene that supplies the appropriate imagery for that line, or just respond with an actual image.

    17. ambroff
      ambroff 12 Dec 11

      It's so cold at @Formspring HQ after hours that I've surrounded my desk with space heaters. That seems safe right?

    18. ambroff
      ambroff 8 Dec 11

      Important @Formspring metrics on display. http://procatinator.com

    19. ambroff
      ambroff 2 Dec 11

      @FormspringEng on the way back to the office with SOOO MUCH COFFEE!!1!

    20. ambroff
      ambroff 6 Nov 11

      Check out my new profile photo and respond!

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Kyle "Etc." Ambroff. Vagrant hacker roaming the streets of San Francisco in search of fun shit to do. Bitches love freedom.

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Formerly Saucier at Formspring.

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