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    1. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to dorotheefisher 5 Sep 12

      How many have you checked the FB stock price? Do you think it has reached its floor yet? [2]

      How many what?

    2. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to TrishBerg 4 Sep 12

      Post something that will make me laugh please [23]

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5tjPWwABc

      Play

    3. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to chrisbarmonde 25 Aug 12

      How would you describe your favorite music in one word? [23]

      Confusing.

      http://is.gd/tyUUBB

    4. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to Pendrake 19 Aug 12

      I miss you bro.

      I miss you guys too. I've been all business lately which doesn't leave much time for springn'.

    5. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to manmiku 19 Aug 12

      your display picture has such nice hair..that sounded so dumb...imustgo.

      It can't be dumb because it's 100% true.

    6. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to jmcgough 8 Jul 12

      Is it possible to delete a particular song forever from one's memory? How do I do it? [8]

      Just listen to this song on repeat for an entire week like I just did. Your brain will melt. There will be nothing left.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17yc_uKfiU8

      Play

    7. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to PenelopePuppet 8 Jul 12

      Should the church ( any religion ) be pressured to perform gay marriage ceremonies? [12]

      I don't really care. Religion has nothing to do with marriage.

    8. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to jmcgough 8 Jul 12

      The guy I share a cube with at work is coughing up a lung. I think he's gonna give me cholera. What should I do? [7]

      Just start collecting jars of your own urin under your desk. Eventually the smell will drive him to relocate. Confrontation is too hard, this is easier.

    9. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to PenelopePuppet 8 Jul 12

      If you were a bird, what bird would you be? [16]

      I'm not sure about myself, but @chrisbarmonde would definitely be a Rainbow Lory. He has a playful, inquisitive personality and mainly subsists on fruit nectar. #diarrhea

    10. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to STG4Dummies 30 May 12

      How weird would it be if I were to show up where you live and proclaim that we were going on an adventure. Would it sweeten the deal if I bribed you with candy\baked goods\music? [10]

      It would totally not be weird, it would be fucking rad. No candy or baked goods are required, because there are plenty of chili apple pie milk shakes at Chili Pies & Ice Cream up the street.

    11. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to fsbeta 30 May 12

      great strike rate! seems like you know secrets of people here on formspring! 2242/463 smiles to responses

    12. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to KaaaaaateShires 29 May 12

      If you could switch lives with one Formspring user for a day, who would you want to switch with, and what do you think your day would be like? [12]

      Probably @salem so that @chrisbarmonde would fuss over me for a day. Wait, what?

    13. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to Sierralass 28 May 12

      Take a photo of one of your bookshelves (or if you don't wanna take a pic, list the books on it). What's your favorite book on that shelf? [14]

      Like this. I live in a tiny ass studio apartment, I have no space for storing physical books.

    14. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to mirughhh 28 May 12

      DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT YET?!

      NOPE

    15. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to mcardinal 17 May 12

      Theories on what the *bleep* happened to @ambroff's glasses?!? [6]

    16. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff 17 May 12

      Have a nice FALL! (o^.^o) PIKA PIKA!

      I have no idea what this means.

    17. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff 11 May 12

      How are you feeling?

      Pretty stoked that @defnotatroll and @mtrahan are using the site. You should follow them. They're assholes.

    18. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff 10 May 12

      Why am I using formspring? [2]

      Bitch please. We all know it's because you're obsessed with @OneDirection. You talk about them constantly! And I have to be honest, the Harry Styles poster next to your desk is creepy.

    19. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to Sierralass 10 May 12

      One time I was on a date and the guy said his favorite movie was Chinatown. My response was, "I LOVE Kurt Russell!" (I thought he meant Big Trouble in Little China- haha!). He thought I was an idiot. What's the weirdest thing you've said or done on a date [12]

      I once called someone "lovelybones", which I thought was cute, but they just gave me a crazy look like I was a psycho.

    20. Kyle Ambroff
      ambroff responded to TrishBerg 9 May 12

      Did you get a haircut???

      Yeah, but I decided to just shave my head bald and buy a wig. That's what you see in my latest profile photo.

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Kyle Ambroff’s Bio

San Francisco, CA

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Kyle "Etc." Ambroff. Vagrant hacker roaming the streets of San Francisco in search of fun shit to do. Bitches love freedom.

Currently hacking your body for Massive Health. http://massivehealth.com/

Formerly Saucier at Formspring.

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