Really? That's like the easiest theist argument to shred. A twelve year old should be able to defeat it.

Yes. Best day ever easily. Great way to leave this world. Pounded by porn star cock and sucking porn star cunt and ass. Fucking holly one last time. Hitch gives a speech. Manson sings a song. Then An eggplant is stuffed into by butt and I am stuffed into an oven. The best possible conclusion to my life.

Hottest moment? Hm. Probably the first time holly sat on my face.

Who's butt? I'm sure someone can get a whole huge coke bottle up there…

A lobster. I'm not going to suggest which end to insert first, but I commend anyone who's brave enough to try it regardless.

Yeah, I've never known of a culture to eat animal dicks, and I don't think I'm that adventurous. I might try it thought, but yes, castration would come first.

It's not called "No Reason." It's called "Overneath The Path Of Misery." And I think that while it's a somewhat lackluster track based on what we can hear of it, I don't find it to be cause for concern if it's one of the lesser tracks on the album. I can think of several tracks on even his masterpieces that are worse than "Overneath" is. Also, we really shouldn't even judge the song. We don't know what it sounds like without interruption, nor do we even know if that's the final version of the song.

With time and patience(lube too!!) I'm thinking an eggplant

Formspring is really running out of ideas for the question of the day huh?

Lol good question. Ok well yes and i nearly did lol. It was so lame but, back in high school i had finally managed to buy one of those bouncy balls thats the size of a tennis ball. I showed it to my mates and just as i did i random guy from sixth year grabbed it out my hand. My reaction was, kick him in the balls. The only reason i missed is because the guy jumped back but very quickly gave me my bouncy ball back. (the reason for my harsh reaction was that i was bullied constantly up till that point).

They were tortured. Squeezed. Beaten with meat hammer.

I feel like the notion that a captain must go down with their ship is incredibly antiquated and disgusting.

Growing up in Geismar (about 30 minutes south of BR) under two conservative parents left me pretty sexually tied up as a kid. Sex in the missionary position with a white girl and a condom was a pretty liberal notion, and dating a tiny asian girl was a crazy notion to me in high school, especially given the fact that my equipment doesn't exactly fit smaller containers.

Then I started DJ-ing in college. I played everywhere from country bars of Florida St. to seedy gay bars down College. I spent months going home with different people every/every-other weekend. I slept with a lady in her late 30's, with a chick so massochistic that she screamed at me to beat the crap out of her - which I did (still don't know how I feel about that), have banged about every ethnicity, gone without protection frequently, and as an attractive DJ exposed to the 'gay community' have had crazy and sometimes awesome experiences with the gays.

It's miraculous that I'm disease free, but through my resume of placing my dick in everybody's everything I came to the realization that notions of sexual identity are almost as restrictive as the notions that I grew up with were.

Measured in metric, or in choking sounds?

a few guys fucking the hell out of me, and others toying with me and biting me very hard....of course this would never happen...>///<

yes. i was young. with my youngest sister. we were exploring...i'm also hoping you're the only one who can read these. we went down on each other. that is all.

Hard to say, really. My anger is often quick, explosive, and gone and forgotten in a few minutes. It's like an orgasm, only in the negative. Still, I would have to say the angriest I can remember getting was when my nephew started acting like a petulant brat over his mom playing a Bruno Mars song and ruined the trip to the carnival for everyone. He got out of the car and started walking until the police got involved. What did I do about it? I followed him a bit, calling him names and yelling at him. I punched a mailbox so hard that it spun around backwards and fell over. When the cop came along, I was shaking and crying and I told her that he was evil. She almost tazed me for swearing in front of my seven-year-old niece(because cops in Tennessee don't give a flying fuck) and I was forced to apologize. I later went home and got drunk while everyone else went to the carnival. What did I wish I had done? I wish I clocked the little bastard in the jaw as soon as it became apparent that he had a wild hair up his ass and wasn't going to let it go that his mom liked shitty music. My life would be so much easier if it was socially-acceptable and legal for me to beat the hell out of teenagers.

Lube

1. Angriest I've ever been was when my twin broke my iTouch. 2. I kicked him in the balls. 3. I wish I'd of stuck his head in a blender.