Tell him, "dad, one day, you will be dead. Who will carry on your legacy? Me. Who will tell the stories of your life? Me. On whose shoulders do your only hope for immortality rest? Mine. So, you need to think, father, on what sort of stories you'll want me to tell."

Laying in bed.

Unless its something you witnessed first hand, I'd be skeptical of the claim. People tend to bend the truth to make it seem like God was involved in their lives.

I eat coal
shit diamonds
wipe my ass with a hundred dollar bill
I got soul
Keep rhymin'
the beat is just a feat for me to kill

I ain't deaf
but I don't hear haters
I swim naked in the swamp
and fuck alligators
the rednecks here
cannot comprehend me
compared to me
you're as green
as your motherfucking envy
i'm deadly
and I like to shift my rhythm
what do your mom and girlfriend have in common?
my dick was in 'em
everything you've got
i've got more and better
i get better cheddar
and i get pussies wetter
i make a splash
when i smash that ass
break in that cunt
like i'm smashing glass
with a hammer fast-er
than an avalanche

Not much. I've watched a little here and there.

Briefs.

Chains! I don't know.

I think someone should form a response channel called YouDon'tFuckingKnow.

I will melt butter on your ass. Film it. Put it on YouTube. Get suspended. Sue YouTube. Lose. Fade into obscurity. Commit suicide. Ascend to heaven. Confront God. God resigns. I become God. THE PLAN IS FLAWLESS.

What party in America stands for legalizing drugs? What party stands for ending all war? What party stands for all civil liberties? Neither of them do. To find that, you must look to the third parties--but these are obscure, underfunded and often have difficulty even getting on the ballot.

Obscure? Gotham is not Obscure. It's a huge and important city in the DC Universe.

I didn't expect her to be quite so 'evil.' I thought they'd make her the thief with a heart of gold, but she was actually kind of a bitch, but still sympathetic. So, she did well.

Fuck what other people think. Other people are a bunch of Whitney cunts who've never been in your shoes.

The one with Julia Stiles? Yeah. I thought it was fun. Lame resolution though.

Responsible is too strong a word, but I agree with much of the sentiment.

Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Rashomon, Ran, Kagemusha.

Nah. I know what it's like. I have idiot friends too.

It's too small to lend out.

SPIEGEL: So for you, Republicans and Democrats represent just slight variations of the same political platform?

Chomsky: Of course there are differences, but they are not fundamental. Nobody should have any illusions. The United States has essentially a one-party system and the ruling party is the business party.

SPIEGEL: You exaggerate. In almost all vital questions -- from the taxation of the rich to nuclear energy -- there are different positions. At least on the issues of war and peace, the parties differ considerably. The Republicans want to fight in Iraq until victory, even if that takes a 100 years, according to McCain. The Democrats demand a withdrawal plan.

Chomsky: Let us look at the “differences” more closely, and we recognize how limited and cynical they are. The hawks say, if we continue we can win. The doves say, it is costing us too much. But try to find an American politician who says frankly that this aggression is a crime: the issue is not whether we win or not, whether it is expensive or not. Remember the Russian invasion of Afghanistan? Did we have a debate whether the Russians can win the war or whether it is too expensive? This may have been the debate at the Kremlin, or in Pravda. But this is the kind of debate you would expect in a totalitarian society. If General Petraeus could achieve in Iraq what Putin achieved in Chechnya, he would be crowned king. The key question here is whether we apply the same standards to ourselves that we apply to others.

Piers Morgan.