http://nikkisallnightdiner.com/elfdinner_27.html <--read that comic. It's multiple pages. Let me know what you think. It may give you a better understanding.

If they consented of sound mind, then sure. I might masturbate while doing so. Definitely before and after. And if I was made into meat, you could definitely have some. How could I roast object? It has no sentience. It cares not who eats it.

Both are true. It does get me off to think of myself as being "converted" into meat for the consumption of my fellow human beings. And it's also true that such meat would be a valuable resource.

37.

Depends on how big the dicks are.

Human blood and hot sake.

If she puts on a strap-on she can fuck me.

When people find out about my cannibal fetish, a lot of them say, "You must love zombie movies!" I do. But they don't arouse me. Zombies are not cannibals. They're not human to me. They're mindless beasts who consume with abandon. That's not appealing.

Good, but it's not true. I'm not even close to worthy.

Confused.

It's not the word I'd use. No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4epAJRPMw

Play

How many times will you ask that? After a month of failure, I'd figure you'd give up.

Because it's more fun than being well-adjusted.

My dad created Stargate.

Empire.

Because of his uncompromising brutality. He will do anything to attain his objectives, and he's brilliantly meticulous.

Why would I give a fuck?

They've been accepted in the past. Including their habits. So, could it happen again? I'd almost go so far as to say it's likely. But not any time soon.

Midnight, bitch. Reddit isn't some obscure thing anymore.