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      i would probably laugh for like, 9 hours. then i would call that ho and ask her why the hell i just saw her in a porno. i think the person that would be in the porno would be shay.

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      yikes.... i'm not sure. I guess i'd try to cram as many fun things into that day as possible. i'd try to make the most out of my last day.

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      ummm... thats hard. i'd probably be a threeway tie between alice in wonderland, the three caballeros, and the fox and the hound.

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      I hate this (mostly because I'm the one forced to wash these dishes...) but I think it's because they feel like water sitting in one place for a while is unclean. So they feel like they have to wash the tray.

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      George W. Bush. I mean, come on! WENDY FUCKING WILLIAMS with a yeast infection! UGH! I'd be like, "Come on, Bush. Get your sweaty ass over here. It's GO time..."

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      Being funny is a must. I like guys with a sense of humor. If I could build a perfect guy he'd be a cute, nerdy, movie-buff with a great sense of humor and a love of obscure music. Also, if he could deal with my awkward weirdness, that would be awesome. ^-^

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      Areka- Cheese (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
      Shay- Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)
      Silver- Raven (Teen Titans)
      Kemi- Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls)

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      Ummm... Well, she's the one that introduced me to writing and stuff so that's a plus, I guess.

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      That's like, the best question ever. I think we take eggs for granted because they come out of an ass. See, if eggs came out of a respectable place (like a teet or something) we would place more value on them. I mean, seriously when's the last time someone praised something that came out of YOUR ass? Never, that's when.

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      awesome question. i might do color blocks with purple, green and blue. depends on how i get my hair cut next.

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      nope. when i was little my cousins had it and my mom tried to give it to me by making me spend the night with them but alas, it didn't work.

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      HA! this question made me laugh really hard. people are dirty, dirty pervs. :)

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      um. well. i don't want to go on a huge rant like i tend to do when i talk about the government, so i'll just say that the government seems to make drastic decisions when all that's needed are little changes. there ya go.

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      Oh yeah, totally. You're that one person that I met at that one place. Right?

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      Hell yeah, son! I'm an ear of corn. I was just waiting for people to figure it out. :D

Allison CK’s Bio

17, mixed, a wannabe writer and lover of horror movies.

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