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    1. Allen Brand

      Honestly I don't know. Yes you apologized to my blog and you asked my formspring for forgiveness but you haven't made any effort to actually talk to me in person, over the phone, or even in text about this so I doubt any real change of heart can even begin to happen. And since I don't have any contact info for you all of that is in your control.

    2. Allen Brand

      It really depends on the day. On the average Tuesday I don't watch that much tv, but on a Thursday I watch an ungodly amount simply because that's when the good shows are on. I would say on average though it would be about 2 hours if you don't count movies, if you count movies well screw you because that isn't tv.

    3. Allen Brand

      Don't be the fat kid that shoves whole oranges into his mouth to impress all the kids at the lunch table. It turns out that doesn't impress them as much as they want you to think. Also don't give up on your dreams and settle for the easy route. You may grow to love where the easy route took you but you will constantly wonder what if.

    4. Allen Brand

      Probably Derek, or Cassie. Actually according to my phone right now it is Derek and it isn't even close.

    5. Allen Brand

      I actually haven't, but once when I was 9 or 10 I climbed up on the bathroom counter and tried to look in the mirror so I could see what a fart looked like.

      I was a weird kid.

    6. Allen Brand

      My birthday was a lot of fun. Lunch with Derek, then just spending time at the ball park taking it all in for the first time really this year (it wasn't my first game but I haven't been there for all of batting practice until today.) Almost everyone that I wanted there were there, and the ones that missed had legit excuses so I don't hold a grudge against them. The game itself was fun and exciting. I had a great time seeing old friends, and seeing my favorite people. And the Mariners won for the first time on my birthday in the 3 years I have been at the games so really how could I not have fun?

      As for the best birthday ever, I still have fond memories of my early childhood birthdays, mostly at McDonald's or even the all night video game-athons in my teens. Still I would place this one easily in my top 10, maybe top 5 of all time.

    7. Allen Brand

      I need to find a new movie for you to find quirky and weird things to get stuck on for 2 years Aims. :)

    8. Allen Brand

      Homer. He is always so funny and stupid, but kind at heart. Just like me.

    9. Allen Brand

      Well physically I am so far away from you because we are not in the same room, which is a shame because I miss you.

      Emotionally I am so far away from you because I can't let you get close to me after the way I have been hurt in the past by people like you. It's an issue I have to work though, but maybe with a little patience and your help we can get through this. together.

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    11. Allen Brand

      My back is good. it's growing tired of carrying you everywhere I go though Kirby.

    12. Allen Brand

      Her name is Katie and her phone number is 571-201-03XX I blocked out those last two so you have to work for them, but be careful she's feisty.

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