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    1. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit responded to Formspring 10 Apr

      What tune gets stuck in your head?

      the viva pinata song omfg

    2. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 28 Feb

      Would you kick me in the nuts if i wanted you to hun?

      just for calling me "hun" i would

    3. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit responded to readpsalm23 28 Feb

      If you died today, do you know for sure where you would go? If you answered “Heaven,” how can you know for sure? Has there ever been a time in your life when you trusted in Jesus the Messiah as your own personal Saviour?

      no

    4. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit responded to estellelol 21 Dec 11

      If a secret agent disguised as a turtle, spat on your toe and then licked your nose, and then stole your soda, and ran away with it by hopping, what would you do?

      be really freaked out that it spat on my toe because i hate feet and i hate spit

    5. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit responded to wecanhelpx 21 Dec 11

      thoughts on love?

      perfect

    6. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit responded to brianp27 21 Dec 11

      Whats your favorite food?

      mcdonalds

    7. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit responded to estellelol 21 Dec 11

      Favourite aspect of yourself?

      nothing

    8. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit responded to Formspring 21 Dec 11

      Who made the biggest difference in your life?

      ella baillie and fia probably

    9. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 23 Sep 11

      Best night out of the summer?

      brummmmmmm

    10. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit responded to jfreshOFFICIAL 23 Sep 11

      If the leader of your country came up to you and said, "I'm stuck. I need your help- how would you fix the economy, pull us out of debt, and put people to work?" What would you say?

      it was only a matter of time

    11. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Hello my name is Abdul... I think you are a very special girl... I have seen you on this social networking site called formspring? You are very beautiful and my mother has approved of you... Will you marry me?

      yeah sure

    12. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Would you kiss the cookie monster if he left crumbs in your bed and scared you?

      yes

    13. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      I'm having sex! Not really, I was about to go upstairs and get into bed with a girl but ran into the lounge and prejacked! I feel so ashamed and worthless :'(

      gutttttted

    14. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Have you ever tried masturbating with the other hand? It's different, but not as good :'(

      no i have a retarded left hand

    15. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Boy I miss the Scottish snatch!

      they have terrible accents

    16. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Ang adobong mani ba nilalagyan ng toyo at suka?

      adobong hahahhaahhaa

    17. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Kermit the frog loves you

      cheers

    18. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Did you get rid of the shooter?

      what

    19. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Waist size? Bra size? Bed size?

      idk 32E single lol

    20. alice beesley
      aliceis2legit 3 Sep 11

      Hello, it's me again, your local pervert! Any chance of popping over to mine and using my trampoline whilst I watch? :')

      :')

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