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      Probably because I haven't gotten around to moderating it yet. Give me time! I've only got two hands! Sheesh.

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      He thanked me for helping him in his adventure. Anything less and I'd have been insulted.

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      No. I leave the farming to the farmers and the eating to the eaters.

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      Lorne and Sherry have been working on their new venture for the last few years, but they're still about making sure Oddworld is doing the right thing.

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      No, no one lays eggs quite like the Mudokon queen. Her style is irreproducible.

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      Because nobody fancies spending the rest of their short lives in solitary confinement undergoing torture.

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      Munch's Oddysee IS the original game, and Munch HD will be the HD version of it. It would be harder than popping a Slig's buttzit to add new content with the outdated pipeline that game used, and it would only improve the game in a sentimental way. Not that sentiment is bad, but we have to prioritize! You can't paint your Rehab before you've built its walls!

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      AlfMudokon responded to angerlfc 9 Jan

      You can try, but I wouldn't recommend it. Only way you can do it and survive is to pay them.

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      Stranger may be a rough and rugged one-dude bountying machine, but he takes better care of himself than Outlaws do. Outlaws believe in survival and power over hygeine. By calling Stranger pretty they're calling into question his strength and hence his ability to prevail in combat. Don't worry too much about it, it's Outlaw logic.

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      I hate to suggest that an Outlaw is smart, but they at least have survival skills. Out there in the lawless stretches of Western Mudos they need to have their wits about them to survive. True they leech of Clakkerz and Grubbs, but that itself isn't an /unwise/ decision. Most Sligs would perish in the wild, never having learnt how to fend for themselves.

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