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    1. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      Just had a number two that was a splasher and the cold water went up my bum!

      derricious.

    2. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      Have you ever tried masturbating with the other hand? It's different, but not as good :'(

      sorry, pal.

    3. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      Why do begs sit into their hips like they're taking a dump in their picture profiles?

      what are begs? beggars? is this medieval times?

    4. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      Cheesecake or cheese snake - ponging penis?

      cheesecake.

    5. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      When was the last time you ran up a down escalator?

      never. shit's dumb.

    6. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      That awkward moment when you're wiping your bottom and your fingers go straight through the toilet roll and up your bum! :'(

      ............who in the world...

    7. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      Can I pound your strikezone with my fastball?

      ooh la la

    8. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      I like to smear shit over my nipples and electrocute myself

      mmmm

    9. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      I need some advice... Last week I stuck a frozen sausage up a girls tuppence and it snapped in half! After mooching around in the hole I couldn't find it... Do you think she'll be alright or do you think she should seek medical advice?

      EW. MEDICAL ADVICE. THAT'S MY WORST FEAR, WHICH IS WHY I DON'T STICK ANYTHING BREAKABLE UP MY NOONERS.

    10. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands

      as long as you didn't use the nickname in bed you're straight.

    11. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      Kermit the frog loves you

      and i <3 u too kermit.

    12. alex
      alexmariedavis 30 Sep 11

      What song makes you smile?

      Formspring question of the day

      i cant tell you that but i can tell you what song DOESN'T. pumped up kicks. foster the people. wow. catchy song but what a morbid message.

    13. alex
      alexmariedavis 9 Jul 11

      When you go to the movies, what's your favorite snack?

      Formspring question of the day

      your mom

    14. alex
      alexmariedavis 16 Jun 11

      virgo=virgen

      i am indeed not a virgo




      i'm a leo :P

    15. alex
      alexmariedavis responded to greengrapes1 16 Jun 11

      Not that far away By Jennette McCurdy or Kissin' U by Miranda Cosgrove?

      Jerry Trainor's Spaghetto Taco song <3 <3 <3

    16. alex
      alexmariedavis responded to greengrapes1 16 Jun 11

      in 1 minute another finish the lyrics will come up! get ready! :) -olgastar

      little girl, where are your parents

    17. alex
      alexmariedavis responded to greengrapes1 16 Jun 11

      what's the worst nightmare you've ever had? :S

      one last night. the black eyed peas were zombies. i thought i killed them. they came back like a scary movie. it really was not okay. imagine taboo in zombie form with white eyes.

    18. alex
      alexmariedavis 16 Jun 11

      What's the last thing that you laughed about?

      Formspring question of the day

      KITTIES FALLING DOWN A SLIDE.

      KITTIES

      !!!!!

    19. alex
      alexmariedavis responded to Formspring 18 Apr 11

      What rule do you find yourself always breaking?

      Formspring question of the day

      don't sleep with cokeheads.

    20. alex
      alexmariedavis responded to greengrapes1 27 Feb 11

      Vanessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale?

      Tisdaleeee

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