only sanitary items

YEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss

funerals

i am the lizard queen!

kAZOO

porn

oh dude, why the fuck wpuld you ask me such a long fucking question. on principle, i'm not going to invest any thought into an answer. you are ridiculous - i don't even read the fucking paper. ta ta!

take what you can and never give anything back!

hulia chico, lucy chicken fillet and talliana wolfman murphy.

guy calld adolf hitler rwote this rely gr8 booke 1nce

all, in a bathtub.

yes, unfortunately

you would run into lots of swallowed chewing gum, lip piercings and tar. there might be some ramen left there from dinner the other night but not much else. if you see any cancer, feel free to grab it and bring it out with you - apparently that runs in the family now. in my belly, if you don't die from the acid, or if you don't find yourself in there on a saturday night (because i'll have more than likely thrown you up) you'll end up moving through like everything else haha or be deposited in my fat cells (lipids) and be forever alone. have fun!

i forgive people eventually. holding grudges is a waste of energy

yeah, and lizards

1. yes, i have no idea..
2. hahaha yes - it didn't work?
3. yeah, given.

eat it off the floor

1boobs.
2.being able to wear makeup/do my hair

1. having a small dick would suck
2. being bi for a dude would be a lot harder for people to accept.

eat