THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION I HAVE GOTTEN IN A BILLION YEARS. more like the only actually. ‎

‎1. i wish we could just get along, tolerating each other would be enough, because it's honestly ‎breaking my heart
‎2. i sometimes feel like i lean on you a bit too much and it's not good so i should learn to be a little ‎more independent ‎
‎3. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMASH PLATES‎
‎4. you keep telling me not to think about it but this is ridiculous because it's scary and im going to ‎force myself to talk to you about it when i see you next
‎5. yes, yes i did steal your liquorice.‎
‎6. i swear our brains are connected, we channel each others moods and its creepy‎
‎7. why am i not you?‎
‎8. i creep on your tumblr, sorry
‎9. you always step on me in the cave of doom, it’s highly annoying, respect your elders
‎10. my grandmother ocassionally stalks you and your boif, no biggie‎