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    1. Alanna's Left Nipple
      alannasleftnip responded to Formspring 6 Mar

      What's your formula for success?

      2 Parts Kalhua, 3 Parts Awesome, Sprinkle with Oregano, and Garnish with a Lampshade. Serve chilled in a Samovar.

    2. Alanna's Left Nipple
      alannasleftnip 19 Oct 10

      If you could go on a road trip with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?

      Jesus to Vegas.

    3. Alanna's Left Nipple
      alannasleftnip responded to MyVAG 12 Mar 10

      So Nippie... Can I call you nippie? [That wasn't my question.] My question is: On a scale of light beige(1) to dark chocolate chip(10)(5 is a ripe peach) what color are you?

      Yes, you may call me Nippie. Hmmm... probably about a 4. Maybe 3. Maybe 3.14159265.

    4. Alanna's Left Nipple
      alannasleftnip 12 Mar 10

      If you could ask Barack Obama one question what would it be?

      What will you do to ensure that nipples receive as good of an education as other body parts?

    5. Alanna's Left Nipple
      alannasleftnip 12 Mar 10

      What's one food you'll never eat again?

      14 gauge piercing needle

    6. Alanna's Left Nipple
      alannasleftnip 12 Mar 10

      If you had to perform at the circus, what trick would you do?

      Twirling tassels

    7. Alanna's Left Nipple
      alannasleftnip 12 Mar 10

      What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?

      Ellen Page's left nip

Alanna's Left Nipple

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