Hello

I answer questions that I deem non-stupid. Yours didn't meet that criteria. And I will be a hardass about calling my fraternity a frat, because my fraternity and the ideals it represents are far greater and more important to me than some Animal House fratboyism, which is what the word "frat" brings to mind for most people.

why didn't you?

I only do private showings by appointment.

8.5 inches, as verified by an independent source.

First off, it's a fraternity, not a "frat." You wouldn't call your country a cunt, so don't call my fraternity a frat. Secondly, my sexual activity and its connection or lack thereof to my fraternal status is none of your goddamned business.

I try to be myself and just be a laid back guy period, I really don't see where you're seeing fakeness. The way I am is who I am, I don't think I should be anyone that I'm not right now.

And it'd help if you told me who you were, anonymity isn't cool.

because you suck, also its spelled with an r

you are aware that i don't give a shit what you think right?

well when you apply Jay-Z's Theory of 99 Problems, it becomes quite apparent that "a bitch ain't one." Ergo, we can eliminate "problems" from the possible description of "bitches." Research is however still pending, so the question remains inconclusive.

Just being back with my friends and in the environment I love.

I miss you too, probably. I don't know who this is so I can't say for sure, but its likely that I miss you as well.

Eh. I don't really mind getting hurt so much anymore. Its more disappointment than hurt really. And if you're telling me to lower my standards, no. I won't compromise what I want/find attractive in the opposite sex.

Because I don't know how to answer that. In retrospect I didn't really "like" anyone, I just thought I did.

Never had a girlfriend. I had one girl who "went out with" me for about a day, which I later found out was to spite her ex. I don't blame her though, she was 15 and stupid and so was I.

Let 'em think what they want. Haters gonna hate.

Haha sorry sigma chi but I'm not a fag, if I was I would've taken your bid.

working on it, also fuck you Zach.

it is physically impossible for a Preston to suck dick, so none.

How the hell am I supposed to remember answers from four months ago?