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Trick question; I don't have any friends.
Still, I'd be curious to know who this person was and make my decision based on that. -
Sorry. You smell so good, I can't help it.
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Diabetes, because I'm that goddamned sweet.
Just kidding, I'd be fibromyalgia, because nobody truly understands me and sometimes I'm not sure I exist. -
That's like asking if ice cream is better without rainbow sprinkles. (Hint: it isn't.)
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Sorry, apparently this is from 4 weeks ago, so you might have missed your chance. I'll have to buy a skirt for next time.
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Good question. I would watch. In fact, I would video-tape it and put it online.
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Are you a cowboy? If so, then no. Also, it depends on the color of the bandana, and whether you're a douche. Good luck.
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The movie would be called "Dude, Where's My Future." I would be played by the grown-up baby from Juno, because I have the mannerisms of Michael Cera and the face of a fat Ellen Page. My father would be played by the love child of Ben Stein and Eugene Levy. My mother would be played by the love child of Kathy Bates and Rosie O'Donnell. My best friend Matt would be played by Clark Duke, @raptordactyl would be played by someone much prettier, kinder, and more well-loved than me, and Polk would be played by the main guy from Avatar.
It would be rated E for "Ehhh." -
I have always wanted a room with an air-hockey floor - you know, little holes in the floor with warm air coming out of them. You could play a combination field/ice hockey game and the air would feel really cool on your feet.
I have also always wanted to have an empty swimming pool to hang out in, and a robot band.
This is a great question, question-asker! Consider yourself commended! -
I was 18 - it was the last week of my freshman year of college and, as I was determined to lose my virginity during my freshman year of college, I took advantage of my date to XMen 3. His name was Andy, he had only done it once before, and he was awfully sweet about it. We ended up dating on and off for a year and a half, decided we had no long term future together, he graduated and is now doing something with computers.
His hobbies included pouring WD-40 into a bottlecap, freezing it with keyboard cleaner, and setting it on fire. He was not a terrific boyfriend, but he could have been worse. -
I can't figure out how to use the Tumblr Ask function, but it did remind me of the Formspring questions I had not yet answered. So here goes.
5 Favorite Books
1. Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins: I'm a sucker for modern and original fairy tales, and I'm the kind of person who appreciates Robbins's prose style, whimsical and ridiculous as it is. This book is the reason why I carried a pack of Camels with me for years before I started smoking.
2: A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole: The funniest fucking novel I've ever read, especially if you're familiar with liberal arts and graduate students. I love ensembles and Toole not only creates the perfect ensemble for his setting, but executes it in the most perfect winding way.
3: The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster: This is one of the first books I read by myself as a child, and I still read it every year or so as a reminder to go on living. On every reread, I pick up a new insight about the world.
4. Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut: Blah blah blah, it's cliche. Whatever. Kurt Vonnegut was, is, and always will be the man.
5. Everything is Illuminated: Dunno, I couldn't think of another good #5 and it's gorgeous. -
Because men exist only to string along women, make them feel wanted and loved and then drop them like a hatful of skunks.
I mean, what? I'm not bitter. Not bitter at all. -
As long it involves getting tackled, I'm in.
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Betrayal, eh? That sounds like a more interesting story than I could tell about my favorite family member. (Unless you're Bryan on Top Chef. In which case, you were totally robbed, IMO.)
My favorite family member is probably my father, with whom I haven't been on the BEST terms lately because we're living together and I haven't had a lot of initiative to not sleep 13 hours a day. And I give him a hard time for being My Father The Psychologist, but he does have a way of making my problems seem solvable. For five or ten minutes, at least. -
I will after I do that nude photo spread for an anonymous person's magazine.
But I like to think of it as a coincidence. @Sarcastickunt recommended me shortly after I changed avatars, and that's how I got such a windfall of followers. But the picture probably helped. Do you think if I posted more, people would engage me in a meaningful way? And by that, I mean with their dicks. -
I'm generally ambivalent about them. If I lived in an area with poisonous snakes, I'd probably be afraid of them, but all of the snakes around here are kinda cute.
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Milwaukee
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If I wanted to write about something, I would write about it, not submit a question to myself through an application. I may be desperate for attention, but not THAT desperate.
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1. Touch
2. Smell
3. Hearing
4. Sight
5. Taste
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