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I've been watching "Bridezillas" on WEtv lately. So, do you think you would ever be a "Bridezilla"? And/Or, how would you feel if your fiance/bride turned out to be a "Bridezilla"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxl7U72_Dg
I think my future husband potentially has some kind of mental imbalance if he decides to shack up with someone who willingly admits to being a massive bitch.
Not saying that freaking out about wedding details is unjustified or anything... but personally I would have had to stop taking myself\life seriously a looooong time before I decided it was acceptable to be a raving lunatic because my shoes didn't match the votive place settings or whatever.
I think I've watched a few minutes of Bridezillas once or twice... and I just... why.
Ignoring the fact that the show's only purpose is to encourage crazy, self-centered broads to be even crazier and more self-centered... I just can't get behind the idea that so many women have no qualms about being batshit crazy about color schemes on TELEVISION.
Weddings are supposedly the happiest day of a couples life, and while I'm almost certain NO ONE actually believes that, it IS really important to a LOT of people. And that's cool. If great big parties are your thing, whatever. I'm not going to rain on your parade.
But seriously, chill the fuck out about your bridesmaids not wanting to learn their choreography for your Thriller entrance or whatever the fuck.
For real, take a look at all of the money you're pissing away while impoverished people all over the world-- forget the world, look at all of the people living below the poverty line in first world countries for God's sake.
My point is, I think it's sickening.
I think it's a disgusting freakshow of American privilege at it's finest, and I'm ashamed that so many individuals (especially of my gender) turn into monkeys at a zoo for their five minutes of fame.
So um... I guess the answer is no. No I would never be--COULD never be a bridezilla. I don't care if there's a monsoon tearing through my wedding venue. The point is that I just got hitched and I'm supposed to be madly in love.
A little bit of massive flooding can't stop that, and being a shite human being doesn't help anything.
As for groomzillas.... if my future husband has the capacity to be a giant fucking girl because the wedding cake is the wrong flavor, I have OBVIOUSLY made a huge mistake. -
How did your weekend start ? I manage to lock myself out and my roommate is gone 'til Tuesday. #fun
My weekend started with my 4 year old puking. I have to say that, sorry as I am that he was sick, I was very impressed that he just got up, went to the toilet, and threw up. No barf on the floor, no whining. He just got the job done. #proudmama
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If you were expected to sing karaoke RIGHT NOW what song would you sing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlK5b4KYfI
with the one and only @sandosh obviously.
The rumor has it that we’ve been practicing our rapping skills… -
What's your favorite kind of cookie?
I like this question :)
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What's your favorite kind of cookie?
YES.
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How does the printer work ?
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Do you have any words you consistently mispronounce? @dplatt2 always says that she's "Hungary," as opposed to "hungry."
Until recently, I thought that my biggest struggles were with words starting with a H. Happy, hello, hockey… The not so bad part about it, is that I don’t get to use many of these words at work. Lucky me.
But then, during lunch last week, @MirandaWrites, on a suggestion from @ade, asked me to say “focus”. Half a second later, she burst into laughter. It apparently sounds like “fuck us” when I pronounce it. I feel self conscious about it now, because it’s a word I used to use every single day at work.
Filed under the joys of learning English. -
randomly select a picture from your folder and post it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3-rAeBL-io
I dun haz a folder, but here's a random picture anyways.
Also, I'm totally pre-ordering Anarchy Reigns. Bayonetta was the best game of this generation IMO. -
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Do you follow anyone on the formspring favorites list? Who/why/why not?
http://www.formspring.me/favorites
I follow a bunch, but the only ones that matter in my heart are @TheSuperficial and @ade. In that order.
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How does the printer work ?
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How does the printer work ?
Step 1: Uninstall Linux
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How does the printer work ?
He usually opens the shop around 8 or 9 in the morning. He buys the ink and paper from a wholesaler and then determines how much paper and ink are needed for each project. He then determines a rate for labor based on a per hour fee, marks up the cost of the ink and paper, adds all that up and then determines a price which to charge the customer. Now, if you meant the actual printing press, I was the writer, producer, director on an hour training video on a six tower Heidelberg press. I'd post the script, but I'm not sure I know where it is.
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Do you doodle, paint or sculpt? Let's see it!
My miserable attempt to draw.
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Which one of the four new 'The Dark Knight Rises' posters is your favorite? (follow the link to see the other three)
http://bit.ly/JZSX3s
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Agree or Disagree?
Agree.
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Formspring CEO/Founder. You have part of my attention, you have the minimal amount.
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