I'm fighting a million different wars inside my head and probably not winning any of them.

Five -- and I appreciate them all.

Bella could be fainting more. A lot more.

You heard from @jmcgough. Mistake #1.

You should help me with mine.

Whatever the situation calls for.

Poached it if you like your life soft, or you can put it on a grill, that'd give your life a rustic flavor.

It really depends on what you feel like at the moment.

#FPF2012!

Better, thanks.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm the same age as Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt.

The country sounds great and all, but do I need to post that picture of the spider again?
Monsters live out there, guys.
Monsters.

Can I have an in-between and go with a suburb or something?

I already live in a country. It's called Canada. Perhaps you've heard of it.

My weekend started with my 4 year old puking. I have to say that, sorry as I am that he was sick, I was very impressed that he just got up, went to the toilet, and threw up. No barf on the floor, no whining. He just got the job done. #proudmama

We can rule Team Friendship Town with iron fists.

Or baby animals and milkshakes all around. Whatever you want.

I will give you the advice that helped change the direction of my life:

Do the most good you can, with whatever you can, and don't mind people who think it's silly.

att3nti0n whore

Get used to it.