Not yet, but tonight I'll do what I always do. Put a bunch of pretty girls names in a jar, shake it up, and see who the lucky winner is.

When I figure it out ill hold a press conference in the auditorium for you concerned souls<3

Wake up. Try too turn my swag on. Then I realize I have no swag.

JV ;)

Bre and fred, kellie and hank, any couple that really loves and respects each other like them.

Depends how late the girl sleeps the next morning.

Only a fool trusts 5 people....

The bible claims that humans have free will. If god knows everything I will ever do that means that I am powerless to do anything else. This means my path is set and I don't have free will. The bible is a contradiction.

˙ʞɔıp ˙ƃuıɹdsɯɹoɟ ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ןɐıɔǝds os ןǝǝɟ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇǝq ı ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ ı ɥɐǝʎ

Just to let you know.

Well if you catch me staring at your ass, I might be interested in your ass.

Mine.

Well I'm no retard. I like taylor though I've known her for years and she never hooked up with any of my boyfriends ...

Clearly you're one of our friends if you're saying this, so thanks for being a jerk! <3

What do you mean

Nope. Whoever told you that was lying. I got a 2070.

Turn off - Girls that talk down to me, when they overcook dinner, when they don't do doggystyle, when they speak out of turn, or when they try to tell me what to do.
Turn on - nice ass, good personality.

Well I've been broken up with on my birthday which one's funnier?

Landon.

James mccarrick <3