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"Stop spying on me!"
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Board games are typically played with a four and a half foot long piece of Canadian pine wood, also referred to regionally as a "podger". Players take turns balancing the "podger" vertically on their shoulders. The first player to drop their podger must then run a circle, called a "worbit" around the other players, then they must re-balance the podger on their shoulder. Four 23-minute quarters are played in regulation play (often the quarters are shortened to 16 minutes in youth leagues). At the end of the four quarters, the player with the fewest worbits wins, unless the one or more of the other players call in to question their worbit speed. The practice of a player intentionally taking slow runs to decrease their total number of worbits is called "bareening", and is prohibited. In the instance of a bareening dispute, the seven referees confer in what is called a "bareentinuum". If a player is found to be guilty of bareening, they are disqualified and a 14-minute sudden death round is played amongst all remaining players. The player with the fewest worbits in the sudden death round is declared the winner, unless of course another bareentinuum need occur.
Other variations are played in South American countries where the podger is balanced horizontally, but they are much less popular. -
Well, I started by learning proper grammar. For instance, knowing the difference between "got" and "get". Or maybe you misspelled "go" which would just be sad.
After you've acquired that knowledge, sprinkle in a love for graphic novels, board games, Battlestar Galactica and various other things most people would consider guilty pleasures. -
Whenever I sit down to draw without anything in mind, the first thing I sketch is almost always a face. (It used to be orcs and goblins, as I was a HUGE nerd. Now I'm only a relatively big nerd.)
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We had a bonfire as part of my going away party/cookout, and, fueled by alcohol and gasoline (myself and the fire, respectively), we began throwing in some pointless books. Mostly old college books that I never bothered to crack open, but we did happen to set a copy of Twilight ablaze. The whole sequence was captured by Ms. Claudia Bodington. If you happen to be friends with her and me, you should be privvy to the pictures. (Including a couple of bare-ass shots of myself. I decided to moon the fire.)
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We were the most fun ever had this side o' the Ohio river!
Remember when I fought those servers and then made Evey and Carl goetta from scratch? -
Generally, I would say it's the defecation of a male bovine after its waste has passed through all of its seven stomachs.
Specifically, it's a good buffer for stories and yarns, or a good space filler in presentations and reports. -
This site is about asking QUESTIONS. I think what you meant to say was "I made fettuccine alfredo from scratch and it actually tasted good this time, lol?" The question mark (and the slight grammar corrections) makes the difference.
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I will never be in the position to have to make that choice, so I reserve the right to take no stance.
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I spend half of my day with my legs crossed "indian-style" slouched over my desk. The other half I'm stretching and wondering why my back and neck hurt so bad.
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Any southern boy who doesn't say his momma just ain't a southern boy.
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Doing a can opener into a pool with too wide a stance can leave your genitals woefully unprotected.
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Alongside family and friends, in the light of the summer sun, with a cool breeze blowing across my face. Also, I just farted.
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Nothing, as far as I know? (Checks both eyes in mirror.) Yep, still green and pretty.
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Probably the one on the right. I don't know what it is, but leftie seems like he's just hanging there doing nothing, getting nothing accomplished.
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I find myself pretty amusing, unfortunately. I typically try to make sure my life story would be a comedy of some sort.
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I am really not a "car guy". If I could get by without mine, I probably would. I'm still contemplating driving it off a cliff once summer comes around...
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Adam McIver’s Bio
I make things, do things and say other things.
