See the answer is skewed by the fact that I am currently spooning a Hello Kitty plushie... So I'll answer not with an age, but a milestone.
Married is too old.

Lol nooooo.

Zucchini. It has no business in my mouth. It can work when cooked into things though...

Holly Green.

I believe you get back what you give/expect.

Dogs, obviously.

Dandyyyyy

Is this nick? Gtfo nick :P

My friends.

I actually have no idea, which is odd as I used to be read bedtime stories every night, and I loved many books. I'll think of one later probably.

The nev.

Many. I grew up on a farm, and I have always been a little klutz.

I have a scar on my lip from biting it as a child. A scar on my toe from a metal door. One on my finger from trying to cut up an orange when I was 4. A heart on my arm from emo/bored/mixing meds. Several on my hips from unknown. Elbows and knees from falling over. Currently one on wrist from the toaster at work. Probably have more that can't think of right now.

Night. Is that not obvious right now?

Eh, as a rule no, but I tend to watch it for background noise.

There are a few decent/addictive one though.

Way bout my room. Clearly I'm in it.

Always DTF man.

you should know.

Nipples.

Wait, what? Year 10?

The fat kid and the shy one with acne.

O BBY.