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Well, I haven't played any Uncharted, so unless the deserted island has treasure, Drake's out. And those who have heard my rants know that I'll choose Stroud over Grylls.
Stroud has demonstrated more practical skills (and done so in actual survival situations). And while I'm sure Grylls is capable too, based on his show I'm afraid he'll skip straight to doing naked pushups in the snow and eating the rancid fruit of of bear dung within 5 minutes of arriving. -
Batman. It would have something awesome inside, like steak or fine bacon or whatever. But when you open up the bread to check, it would be empty, because the bacon is ALREADY BEHIND YOU.
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Well, IF the choice of rocket flying is off the table, then I choose to die painlessly in a blaze of glorious sleep.
That's cheating, you say? Well, this is what happens when you let me fill in the blank. -
I'm not sure what you're getting at. I work in customer service, I've been smiling all damn day. My quota's MET, friendo.
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1.) Why not. 2.) Remember gravity? Cancelled. You're welcome.
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Well for one, people with "swagger" LOVE talking about "swagger." It's not enough to act disproportionately conceited, you must constantly express to people (verbally) that acting disproportionately conceited is now a good thing.
Furthermore, you must act like swagger is magic. Magic that gets you whatever or whoever you want. Like a prestigious diploma dipped in gold and Axe deodorant. Sure, none of that is true, but truth has no bearing on "swagger."
"Swagger" is just the branding of arrogance made fashionable. -
Rye. Because the chances are pretty even that i will end up as A.) part of a sandwich, or B.) whiskey. Both admirable goals to aspire to. I like to keep my options open.
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Someone who is the right combination of famous (to make a good story), unlikable (No one will applaud me for beating up Frankie Muniz), and beatable (because i'd prefer to win in this story. You're off the hook this time, Brock Lesnar).
All things considered, you better watch yourself, Shia Labeouf. -
Do you have those old black floppies? the ones that were actually floppy? where it took like, 12 of them just to load King's Quest II? ... no?...
In that case, either CD format would be great.
You are awesome by the way, thank you. -
"Hey" so we can still get people's attention,
"You" to clarify who we are saying "hey" to,
"No" in case the wrong person thinks we said "hey" to them,
"Nevermind" in case we've forgotten why we said "hey" in the first place,
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Assuming I'm in the package room at work (i'm at lunch right now): The blade on arm of the paper cutter is too shallow to be usable, especially with the plastic guard, so that's out. The only swingable item with enough heft to crack a human skull is, unfortunately, a metal folding chair, which will have to do until i find something less cumbersome. As a last resort, the letter opener is long and sharp enough to be stabbed through the eye socket into the brain, and possibly even upwards through the soft palette of the jaw, though i wouldn't recommend it.
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1.) Is this picture funny? 2.) Do I look decent? 3.) Do I look like I'm trying too hard? 4.) Am I over-thinking this? 5.) Are there any questions I forgot? 6.) "Decent" may be generous. Do I look comparatively less-horrible in this one? 7.) I'm over-thinking this, aren't I? 8.) I miss hair.
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hi Joy! here's what i'm up to: by day, I work at the housing office of UCSF. by night, I fool myself into thinking i can write a novel, when in reality, i have the focus and attention span of a goldfish, and couldn't finish writing a run-on sentence, much less an entire etc. etc.
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OOH YOU DIDN'T KNOW??? YO ASS BETTA CAAAAALLLLLL SOMEBODAYYYY!!!!!
Seriously, Road Dogg wasn't even the best wrestler. No great finisher, no fireworks, no gimmick. But for two minutes he OWNED the crowd, using showmanship alone. And if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya. -
Hey a formspring question!
I got through the holiday season in the usual fashion: with obscene amounts of food and sleep.
If I resolve anything, I guess it's to write more often, which is neither surprising nor interesting.
That's like a guy stranded on a desert island resolving to "get off the damn island." again. -
The sexiest woman alive can't high-five through the sound barrier, soooo yeah, i'd say Flash wins this one.
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Being the fastest man alive can really only get you olympic gold medals, in which case you're still only relevant every four years or so. Being the sexiest women woman alive can get you WAY more money and endorsements for FAR less effort. I think sexiest woman wins.
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Performance-enhancing drugs. Prayer. Lots of bribery. You still have Paypal, right?
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The McRib knows how i feel about it. I'm afraid that if i give my heart to it, it'll leave just as suddenly as it came. Like it once did. Like it always does. And my heart can't take this back and forth anymore.
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Yes, and yes it is. #gloriousformspringcomeback
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