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    1. Ace of Knaves
      aceofknaves responded to sepiagirl 10 Apr 11

      I MISS YOU. Why will nothing ever fill the hole in my heart that Bedlam left?

      Aw, Mags! I miss you, too! You have no idea how much I wish things could be like they were 2 years ago.

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      aceofknaves 15 Jan 11

      Wow you are an even bigger loser than I thought. So much for being muted enjoy being single for the rest of your life

      Lol, wut?

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      aceofknaves 19 Oct 10

      So, did you hear that your lovely wife, Susan Boyle, was on the Oprah show today? Did you cry when you heard her beautiful singing? Or did you masturbate to it. That last one sounded more like you

      This feels kind of personal and spiteful. Also, a gentleman doesn't like to jack and tell.

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      aceofknaves responded to BatemanVP 19 Oct 10

      What's your favorite pastime?

      Ironic murder.

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      aceofknaves responded to Jagz01 19 Oct 10

      What's your favorite brand of soap? I prefer Dove.

      I must admit to being a huge LUSH fan. Can't go wrong with a nice big bar of Rock Star.

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      aceofknaves 14 Sep 10

      Do you ever forgive & forget or are some things simply too hard?

      You're asking the wrong person.

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      aceofknaves 14 Sep 10

      Have you been doing anything creepy or obsessive lately?

      Depends on what you consider creepy and obsessive.

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      aceofknaves 10 Sep 10

      Fine. Then what is not the meaning of life.

      Everything else.

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      aceofknaves responded to Witchywanda 9 Sep 10

      What's the first thing you like to do when you escape from Arkham, usually?

      Shower, shit, and shave. Not necessarily in that order.

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      aceofknaves 9 Sep 10

      What is the meaning of life?

      Trying to find meaning in life is absurd.

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      What id your favorite song?

      Care to try this one again?

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      What are your opinions on the following; The Twilight Saga, Google, Eddie's sexuality, Psychologists, Undergarments and my mother.

      No, meh, lol, boo, silk, unf.

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      Does this dress make me look fat?

      No, but your ass does.

      Not that I mind. "Rowr!"

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      If you had to have butt secks with Eddie to save your life, would you?

      I thought you weren't into it, Eddie.

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      What is the worst thing you have ever done to a child? Old person?

      That time I stole that kid's report card and that time I paralyzed that guy's daughter.

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      What is the longest amount of time you've had a boner?

      I don't know, ask your grandmother.

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      If you had a penis that long you could use it as a vine to swing from tree to tree. Now that's what I call 'green'.

      That's what I call 'gross'.

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      When you get old will your lips fall off?

      Will yours? Not the ones on your face.

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      aceofknaves 7 Sep 10

      You've been very active on formspring lately. Does this mean that you're back...? *Fingers crossed.*

      I can't promise I'll make an appearance everyday, but I certainly don't plan on being gone for months at a time.

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      aceofknaves 6 Sep 10

      Why do you like purple so much?

      Oh, honey! I don't just like it, I love it! And why wouldn't I?

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