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    1. Zane
      Ztrain responded to paishebundy 4 Feb 11

      ZANE!!!

      youuuu! wuzgewd!?

    2. Zane
      Ztrain 1 Feb 11

      Tough choce: Do I save the adorable orphan babies or help a murderous cannibal gang eat them?

      Depends, what are your financial limitations? You have to give me all the options. Otherwise, throw them in a zoo!

    3. Zane
      Ztrain 27 Jan 11

      i think you should just not wear a shirt with that bod

      why just a shirt?
      go big or go home!

    4. Zane
      Ztrain 27 Jan 11

      I want your bod

      i touch it all day<333

    5. Zane
      Ztrain 27 Jan 11

      Sometimes when i masturbate i get really mad and throw my turtle at my wall how do i stop this

      easy. turtles don't have teeth. transitively, that means they give good head. Use your turtle for head, ya dumby!

    6. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      Zan zan mc beer. HAI

      nolenolebuttholehi!

    7. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      suck my wiener. i like boobiiesss. is this immature? when life gives you lemons make assorted assessments. HUMPNDUMP FOR LYFE.

      b00bbbzzszszsz<333
      DUMP ALL OVA DA PLACE DAWGITY!

    8. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      Better bathroom to take a boom boom? Macy's second floor or ToysRUs seesaw?

      Never been to ToysRUs seesaw :(((

    9. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      How can i make myself less attractive? I used to love it, but over time i wish i wasnt so good looking, so wealthy, witty, or smell so good. And sometimes i wish i didn't drive a Mercedes Benz SLR 722. How can i get beautiful women to stop approaching me?

      Mallet. Face. You know how to do it.
      And make sure you don't get a moped. Pussy. Magnet.

    10. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      I IZ TEXTIN U BAK RAIGHT NOWZ!!!!!!!! SUP BAIBAHY!!!!

      ay gurl! hit me up :*

    11. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      dn't happen but she found out so i blamed it on my dog and now my mom killed my dog how do i fix this?

      yeah, easy solution, buy a new dog. teach it to not poop. problem, solved!

    12. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      hi i need help with my life ok so i was having anal sex with my neighbor who is 11 on my moms bed and my mom came home so he pulled out really quick and i didnt expect it so i accidentally pooped on my moms bed so i ran downstairs and pretended like it di

      rawr!

    13. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      rusty trombone?

      just blow my mouthpiece, baby ;)

    14. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      your face. its cute. :)

      hey stranger, thanks a ton!

    15. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      I nominated you for the show intervention. Your molestation of chipmunks has gone wayy to far.

      I completely understand. I just sport such a big woodchuck when they're around!

    16. Zane
      Ztrain 26 Jan 11

      Did you poop a virgin? Cause that shit is tight.

      lulz.<3

    17. Zane
      Ztrain 25 Dec 10

      u a virgin?

      yarrrrrrrrrrr. CLEAN4LYF~*~*~*~
      really though, i just haven't gotten drunk enough regularly enough to get laid.
      Yup, that's my logic<333

    18. Zane
      Ztrain 9 Dec 10

      Man you Are Fineeeee;)

      Mmmm, yew know wuz gewdddd ;)

    19. Zane
      Ztrain responded to AmyJudah 9 Dec 10

      love how you don't believe me, but k. <33333

      Ha-Ha-Ha.
      I thought it might've been the tiny kid...

    20. Zane
      Ztrain responded to AmyJudah 9 Dec 10

      that wasn't me...

      ...lolol.<333

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