Nope. No soul here.

Awww! You're so sweet. <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM

Play

Probably not. >_>

I don't want to move again. It stresses the kitties out. =[

<333333 though.

I am not a stray kitten.

I have no fucking clue. Boobs? That's the normal reason.

I just woke up, bro. I think I'm going to have Peanut Butter Crunch.

So not.

Because my mommy and daddy didn't love me, bro. Love me. Love me hard.

Nope. But I do leave my door open. My room is on the side of the house, so they have absolutely no reason to come over here. If they do, I have a blanket at the ready to cover myself up with. It's getting chilly though, so my nightgown makes appearances.

So how do you block bitches if you've already answered the question?

Liar.

My personality is beautiful. I draw men to me like moths to a flame. Sometimes they get burned and fall to the ground dead, but other times I turn down my charm and allow them to live and love me.

My favorite strap on is purple. I've used different ones (which means different colors...and sizes) on different guys and girls, but the purple one has always been my favorite.

I LOVE that you are going to pay my bills from now on. It makes me happy, pleased, and amused. I also enjoy the fact that you get off on it. You are my good boy.

Hmm. I'll have to give that a try once I move. Definitely with the chocolate shell.

I'm definitely a cat. The type of cat depends on the day. When I was little I said I was a panther. They are deadly, silent, nocturnal, and beautiful.

I've always been a bit narcissistic.

Of course he is. I wouldn't say so otherwise.

I pointed it out BECAUSE you're a good boy. And as I said before, good boys deserve a reward. ^_^

I've never actually had frozen bananas. Do they taste differently?

With the new situation that came up, I'm going to use it to get internet hooked up once I move. :3

I'd say you are. You should play a game. ^_^

You now monopolize my front page. How does that make you feel?