Ask me stuff, I'm bored. I WANT QUESTIONS. QUESTIONS.

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    1. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to Xigbar31 19 Aug 12

      If you're mad about something are there any shows/movies you can watch that could potentially make you feel better?

      The Daily Show With Jon Stewart. Top Gear. Transformers Prime. Motorcity.

    2. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to Formspring 19 Aug 12

      Texting or talking?

      I'm an introvert so I suck at talking over the phone. Texting.

    3. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon 25 Jun 12

      whatever happened to you and the multi purpose spam people... you havn't been a part of the streams in a while

      ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOH IF ALL THE RAINDROPS WERE DICKS AND DONGS OH WHAT A DAY STORM WOULD HAVE! HE'D STAND OUTSIDE WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN WIDE! AH-AH-AH-AHAH-AH-AH-AHAH! IF ALL THE RAINDROPS WERE DICKS AND DONGS OH WHAT A DAY STORM WOULD HAVE!

    4. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to MadadhRuadh 25 Jun 12

      ; ~ ;

      You'll get over it.

    5. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to The5thSnow 25 Jun 12

      You find out theres a new "Trainerball" Which lets you catch other people in Pokeballs. Suddenly, you hear "The flight for the valkeries" and you hear PhantomSavage laughing as he walks with a giant sack of trainer balls, catching people, what do you do?

      I'm going to put my self in a ball.

    6. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to MadadhRuadh 25 Jun 12

      I don't know why, but I really like "Don't Phunk with My Heart". Eh, is there any song out there that you feel you shouldn't like, but still do anyway?

      Every pop song by a female artist that I listen to.

    7. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to The5thSnow 25 Jun 12

      You have a Lightsaber, a Harry Potter Wand, A Pokeball and a Green Lantern ring infront of you. You can only pick one before the other three vanish, which do you choose? (If you pick the Pokeball? Pokemon magically appear all over the world) [2]

      Green Lantern ring.

    8. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to MadadhRuadh 25 Jun 12

      Alright. I might be considering actually getting a tattoo. What should I get, if I -do- go and get one? [2]

      Dicks. On your face. All over. Everywhere. COVER YOUR BODY IN DICKS.

    9. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to The5thSnow 25 Jun 12

      Corn walks in "I have Nipples of the Future! Look into them and I'll show you what lies ahead for you!" Do you look into his corn husk nipples? Or let sleeping dogs lie?

      Naw.

    10. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to The5thSnow 25 Jun 12

      How hard would you laugh if at Fanime someone pointed at Tatsu and screamed "OH MY GOD, IT'S TATSUDOSHI!!!" and he was mobbed by hundreds of fan girls?

      ...I think most of them are dudes actually...

    11. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to ShadowsOfAzure 25 Jun 12

      Favorite Universal Studios movie monster?

      Jaws. I want to grow up to be Jaws one day.

    12. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to MadadhRuadh 25 Jun 12

      Hey, do you think I need new shoes? [3]

      Nah.

    13. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to The5thSnow 25 Jun 12

      What do you think Rare Candy is. I know we've all seen the icon, but do you think it's hard like a Jolly Rancher, Soft like a piece of taffy, or maybe chocolate-caramel like a Riesen?

      It's got the density of a mint and it tastes like porn.

    14. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to MadadhRuadh 25 Jun 12

      What's your honest opinion of me? (Yessirs and ma'ams, I am bringing this back. Mostly because I never did this before. At least, I don't think I did. I could be wrong.)

      YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS AND ABOUT HALF ARE NOT REALLY QUESTIONS.

    15. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to The5thSnow 25 Jun 12

      Would you ever eat whale?

      I have.

    16. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to Xigbar31 25 Jun 12

      What will I do when I'm done watching all 8 seasons of 24? What will fill the void in my life then? [9]

      Well after you're done watching that show, you go watch something good.

    17. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to stormntg 25 Jun 12

      What's your secret identity? Don't worry, I won't tell a soul. [5]

      I'm a sentient bag of dicks.

    18. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to The5thSnow 25 Jun 12

      Which Pokemon would you consider sexy? Also, you can't take the easy way out and say any of the Eeveelutions.

      ...The eveelutions aren't sexy. They're cute. They're ANIMALS. NONE OF THEM ARE SEXY. I'M NOT INTO YOUR FURRY/BESTIALITY SHIT.

    19. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to The5thSnow 25 Jun 12

      EMPERIO SEX CHANGE HORMONE!!! *injects you and you are suddenly the opposite sex* after you're done touching your new fun parts and getting that out of your system, what do you do?

      Touch my fun parts more.

    20. Zombie Chameleon
      ZombieChameleon responded to Hapamole 25 Jun 12

      If you could go anywhere, real or fictional, where would it be?

      Contrary to popular belief, I would not go to Rapture from Bioshock. Bitches be crazy there. Otherwise, Idk. England?

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Motherfuckin' Maryland.

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