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That must be why my phone bills have been so high :/. I'm gonna give that thing such a beating when I catch up with it...
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It involves my penis.
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My penis because of all it's done for me.
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Insulting my penis.
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My peni.....
Oh, I see what you're trying to do. Very clever. -
My. Penis.
If you had checked my answers to past questions you could have deduced this. -
The porn movie I made starring myself and my penis.
I don't wank to it or anything. It's just supremely well cast and directed. -
The moon landing. Because then I'd be on the fucking moon!
Also, in keeping with the pattern I have established while answering these questions, I must point out that my penis will require it's own space suit. -
I have already visited them all with my magic time-travelling penis.
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My gigantic magical penis can see the future so it warns me of embarrassing stuff before it happens. Hence my life is shameless.
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asked by MiniManz
Supporting people with depression will just make them not kill themselves and then they'll have children and their depressing genes will be carried forwards and your grandchildren will be sad :(
So for the sake of future generations, tell a depressed person that you hate them. -
Given that the other end of my penis goes into orbit when I get an erection, I'm going to have to say space.
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We desperately need it to rain here so that the horses don't injure themselves and the crops can grow, and one of my sister's guinea pigs died from heat stroke. So only if you mean it should hurry up and be over soon.
Also, stop with the forwarding shit. It's really quite irritating. -
Fail to impress.
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Zed
Great Britain
Zed’s Bio
I am the Omega.
