Yeah but gotta have my nightly wank know what I mean?

Blue waffle erryday.

Yes and they're all awesome.

All the sexy people.

Me? Of course not. Shit, sarcasm doesn't work in text.

Yeah I'm a rebel like that.

JOKES ON YOU, FORMSPRING, NEVER GONE ON A DATE.

I like don'tnuts

Queer eye for the straight guy. That show is fabulous.

Movember.

Tupac Shakur, coz I'm hood like that.

I be awesome instead.

I'd turn into a cute kitten so girls would finally love me *forever alone*. Or maybe a hiphopapotamus.

African-American.

Probably the Kama Sutra.

I believe in ILLUSIONS! Hopefully somebody gets that reference.

One day at a time.

Yes. I'm simply the best, better than all the rest.

Sexercise.

Nah, those guys are bastards.