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Would you fuck Charlie Sheen?
No, I would play checkers with him though.
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What are flavenoids, and can they attack during the day or only at night?
Only on weekends
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When was the last time you got jiggy wit it?
Prom night. Duh.
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If you were an animal, what would you be?
Maybe a Koala so I could sleep 20 hrs per day. Possibly a Kangaroo so I could jump high and generally have a good time. I guess I'm trying to say that I'd be Australian.
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
They have to have at least 400 friends on Facebook and Twitter.
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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
"Before the days of modern tailoring, such garments, whether underwear or outerwear, were indeed made in two parts, one for each leg." http://worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-pai1.htm
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Evan’s Bio
Last year I got paid to wear shirts, the year prior I sent my mom over 400 Yard Gnomes for Christmas, I really like ampersands & 2011 is all about Postcards!


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