1st Base

I have gone to the same little coffee stand every morning since 1996. I get a 16oz 4 shot chocolate americano with a splash of cream. I'm not sure if it's good or not but I wouldn't trade it for a "better" cup.

Not since that Catherine Zeta-Jones incident with my wife.

I don't exactly know. I was at a Brazilian restaurant in Prague and it was a fowl of some sort but that's all I know for sure.

I don't recall his/her name. It was a '65 Mustang and it was something like Melvin but I can't remember. As far as the second question; I am happily married and if I want to stay that way, I can't answer.

I'm happily married and if I want to stay that way, I can't answer this question.

Have you read my Tumblr? If people can't change, I've been faking it pretty well...for 20 years.

My answer changes throughout the day.

I DO know if I could only choose one band/musician as my “stranded on a desert island” choice, it would be Led Zeppelin, so let's go with that.

You tell me http://www.twitpic.com/1pimj5 (I feel dirty now).

When did I post to Twitter last?

DUDE, the cops!

Actually, my nephew was drowning in a pool. I was in the kitchen and I made it to him before anyone near the pool.

This is a trick question, right? If my marriage doesn't count, I'll need to ask my wife and get back to you.

If I knew who you were, I'd offer some sort of...what the hell, you're welcome.

It's primarily being a father. My dad failed on so many levels, I was determined to be a better man. As my son has grown, my motivation intensifies. He's so terrific, I don't want to let him down.

I convinced a girl to marry me.

I take it you didn't see this tweet http://twitter.com/#!/Xytrex/status/50364119718699008

Well, since my idea of flirting with my wife before we got married was getting drunk and slitting my wrists on her porch, I'm probably not the most qualified to answer. Although, with celebrities like Lohan and Sheen, that just might be the trick.

Once but I could have stuck the landing better.

You won't hear me swear much in the traditional sense. I just think it's lazy speach. I'm also raising a son and I try to set the best example for him I can.

Sugarjets! It's my favorite curse word. It's a curse my mom used for years. I've just kept it going. I use "dagnabit" "good grief" and "booger" a lot.

I'm not above swearing. As a matter of fact, if I hang with my best friend from high school, every other word is f*ck but it's only with him.

Cliff/bridge dive from the highest point I could find. I love heights and jumping into the water. Maybe not the most exciting answer but I've done some pretty crazy stuff. I've had my fill of nonsense.