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    1. Wongo
      WongoWoman 2 Jul 11

      If you had to sing karaoke for your friends, what song would you pick?

      Formspring question of the day

      My friends usually ask me to sing Son of a Preacher Man

    2. Wongo
      WongoWoman 2 Jul 11

      Marry, Fuck, Kill - Bella, Edward, Jacob

      That's the basic premise...

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      WongoWoman responded to solentgrn 2 Jul 11

      When will this insanity end?!?

      Never.

    4. Wongo
      WongoWoman 5 Apr 11

      I want to go see the Unicorn Princess in 3-D! But my boyfriend doesn't want to go. He thinks it's too girly. What should I do?

      Go without him

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      WongoWoman responded to Formspring 5 Apr 11

      What's your favorite kind of snack to eat?

      Formspring question of the day

      Nuts

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      WongoWoman 28 Feb 11

      Everyone's talking about gun control, but nobody thinks we should restrict pet attack dinosaurs with ninja throwing stars. Is that because nobody uses coffee instead of milk to eat their Lucky Charms? Or is Mariah Carey to blame?

      Mariah Carey is to blame

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      WongoWoman 28 Feb 11

      Have you ever noticed that with Bieber's song "Never Say Never", he is, indeed, saying the word “never”? Twice? Why is this?

      What's a Bieber?!

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      WongoWoman 28 Feb 11

      Is it wrong to borrow a few pairs of your brother's skivvies? I needed underwear to wear and didn't know what to do.

      Have you imagined that therapist yet?

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      WongoWoman 28 Feb 11

      Have you ever noticed that the Great Gatsby isn't all that great? Just okay at best.

      I don't think you read it properly

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      WongoWoman 28 Feb 11

      On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, how fun was the last party you went to?

      I'd say about a Betty White

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      WongoWoman 28 Feb 11

      My friend Bort is way younger than me. I'm used to being the youngest of my friends. I mentioned this to Rachel who told me to shut up because Bort was imaginary. Is there some way I can get her back? I would punch her but she's a girl. And not real.

      You should get an imaginary therapist

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      WongoWoman 28 Feb 11

      They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. What would make the kidneys grow lusty?

      Prune juice

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      WongoWoman 28 Feb 11

      What celebrity would you most like to meet in person?

      Formspring question of the day

      Amanda Tapping

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      WongoWoman 24 Feb 11

      Is is true that if you whisper Natalie Portman's name underwater, a legion of dolphins will swim towards you, offering gifts of coral necklaces and gowns made of mermaid scales?

      no. they eat you.

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      WongoWoman 24 Feb 11

      It doesn't matter which religion you follow, as long as we all agree that trees are the penises of the demon, Yuxtart. Do you agree?

      yes

    16. Wongo
      WongoWoman 24 Feb 11

      Lady Gaga copies Madonna, and everyone thinks it's amazing. I copy Madonna, and security at Whole Foods asks me to put a robe on. Isn't that unfair?

      Completely

    17. Wongo
      WongoWoman 24 Feb 11

      Do you ever wonder what pigs sound like when they speak Pig Latin?

      Probably like you

    18. Wongo
      WongoWoman 24 Feb 11

      Friendship is only worthwhile if you get something from the other person. That something can be anything. Food, sex, even consensual sex. Don't you think so?

      Good luck finding a friend like that - especially with ass hands

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      WongoWoman 24 Feb 11

      Do you think that it's possible to feel someone's pulse through their butt?

      Your ass hands should know

    20. Wongo
      WongoWoman 24 Feb 11

      If you ever get too cold then just put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket right?

      If you like smelling like ass, sure.

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