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What are turn offs to you?
Lack of personality, clash in sense of humor or lackthereof on her part, bad teeth, morbid obesity, midgitism, giantism, nasaly voice, enormous boobs, mosquito bite boobs, a weird laugh, a weird mother, an English degree (because she'll never contribute to the family finances), dislike of television, cold natured, lots of makeup, ignorance, driving skills, and most importantly, not wanting to make me a sandwich when I want one.
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How do you no robert
How does one go about "no-ing" anything? Well, it all begins with learning the difference between yes and no. Yes is a word that means you accept something, or will do something. No means that you do not accept something, or will not do something.
If you want to no someone, in this case Robert, then when they ask a question, or inquire for your services, you simply tell them, "no!" and they should understand.
So to answer your question, to no Robert is to simply tell him NO! when he asks something.
Capiche? -
By the way, I would LOVE to see this "Telling the wife to get back in the kitchen" dance.... and then I would hit you.
You couldn't hit me because I'd be in the living room, and you'd be in the kitchen.
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what would u think if 1 of ur friends told u that as soon as theyre 18 theyre gonna move in with their boyfriend, have kids, get married, and not go 2 college? lol someone asked me what id say to that earlier and i was just like "have fun with that" lol
If it was my firend i would tell them they were a dumbass, to be quite blunt. That situation would def. end up bad for everyone. I dont think any of my friends would make a move like that, they're all semi intelligent ha
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What do you hate?
I have recently come to terms with the fact that I am slowly growing a total distaste and dislike for the human population. One of my friends tells me all the time, "You really don't like a lot of people, do you?" I used to be in denial, but I have come to realize that there are a lot of people whom I do not like. I don't HATE anyone, but I do dislike quite a few people.
But besides that, I hate ignorance. That probably ties into my general dislike of people, due to the overpopulation of ignorant people in America. -
just describe the girls you like. no one will judge.
Okay. Girls that I will like/perfect girl for me:
(You asked.)
- a girl who can laugh at my humor- as sexually perverted, sarcastic, snide, and just plain silly as it can be.
- someone who understands my humor, and can take it at its true value, not just its face value.
- a girl who doesn't get offended when I make jokes pertaining to the kitchen, and why she is out of it, not making me a sandwich.
- someone who is willing to keep me grounded, but at the same times reach for my dreams.
- someone who is willing to have goals, dreams, and ambition for their own life.
- a girl who shares my interest in television- they get kinda depressed on weekends because there is no primetime television.
- a girl who is wiling to admit they have a lady-crush on Tina Fey.
- someone who shares my obsession with 30 Rock.
- a girl who loves to eat unhealthy foods, even when it is laden with salt, carbs, and other fats.
- a girl who knows NOT to eat too much of the above, and will help me do the same :D
- someone who will sit and listen to my rants about small things, and will do the same.
- someone who knows what the heck a DOW is.
- someone who respects (not necessarily accepts) my political views. I'm a liberal democrat.
- someone who will understand why I'm yelling at the TV during the Emmy's and not during the Super Bowl
- a girl who will love me, and I love, regardless of any of the above.
Now these things are not mandatory like a Liz Lemon party. I don't want an exact replica of myself, that'd be weird. I want someone who possesses some of the above qualities.
Sorry to have bored you to death. -
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Willow’s Bio
So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
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