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A super brown Jedi sent back in time to impregnate as many women as I can in order to ensure the Islamic-Jedi revolution in the year 2087. Prove me wrong mother fucker.
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How she is always willing. The kinky bitch.
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Stop letting the yanks take all the credit, IT WAS ME YOU FUCKING GLORY HUNTERS.
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I woke up like this and got really confused. I felt embarrassed asking my mum and I've no father as he had furious sex with a horse and the horse, his name was Gerrund, impaled my father with his huge horse cock, so I had no one to turn to. Lo and behold Formspring appeared out of nowhere and was like "Yo. Why you so brown?". To which I replied, "I dunno lolwtfbbq WhyAmISoBrown?".
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Whoever has the bigger dick.
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Recruit the brown kids in the younger years into Al Qaeda.
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Bubba, my large southern american black alter-ego
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Fondle myself eloquently while thinking of Social Interview.
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No, I margarine. Everyone says they can't believe I'm not butter.
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Seeing as we're on the topic of hair, I feel as though I should enlighten you about my hair preferences. I like bushes. I want the enchanted forest of bushes, the Vietnam of fuzz, and the hairy cradle of love. I want to fall in and not be able to find my way out for a week. I wanna fall asleep on it pretending it's a soft fluffy cloud of entangled fiber mess. I wanna run my fingers through the bush and hold it close forever. I never want to let go. If I could, I'd choose bushes as my hiding place in hide 'n seek. Any excuse to be near my beautiful bush.
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Do you think I'm Turkish?
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Carve my name into your flesh and appear before me in the middle of the night.
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More of a latte.
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Son that's just silly.
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I heard if you sex someone you get preggers and die.
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WhyAmISoBrown
WhyAmISoBrown’s Bio
I'm well insecure and need you to ask me questions so I can learn more about myself.
Lol, jk.
