No. I don't deal with that nonsense, to be honest.

It's a nice photo.

I don't have a movie. I never had made a movie. I only donated money to produce three films in my lifetime.

Word of mouth.

To have an actual date night. I don't go out much. I don't have a girlfriend. I am a virgin. I am a disturbing awkward figure. In short...the Suicide Girls would probably adopt me.

Do you really answer honestly when asked a question?

Chinese. I enjoy fried rice with pork soaked in soy sauce.

Okay, I'm confused.

Not having to worry about the IRS asking for your tax return. Like what could they do, eh?

I was in England and I was about fifteen.

I don't drink coffee. Last time I drank coffee was when I was about fifteen on an airplane and taking to a Chinese gentleman.

I wish I could say I remember them all, but honestly most of my dreams are blank.

I did...once.

Yes, I watch SHAMELESS. One of the better remakes of cult British television series in quite awhile.

You could say you've done the film and post up the photo of you in your make-up. Some notables who do reviews for RUE MORGUE and USA TODAY have done this.

I won't name names because they'd probably hurt me. I do know of a few beautiful souls I'd like to meet in person at some point.

RED DWARF. Funniest show on record.

Monkey meat in Panama. Long story.

Never broke a bone. Broke a few hearts, though. Long story.

Well, I would like to have a relationship, though I would also like to meet a lot of women too....sometimes two at a time if possible.