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Recent Responses
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I'd have to say ninja. Because come on, you could sneak up on anyone, you could kill a man by just touching them, you could hide in the shadows and do all those cool ninja-y things. And if you wanted to you could still bite people on the neck and draw blood while being a ninja.
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Would have to be action with some comedy/drama going on between characters. That's the way I write!
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Dude just handed me five grand and split? Welp, looks like Warzy's gettin' a new car! Or paying the rent up in advance. Or paying off my bills.
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Going on adventures! I love throwing someone in the car on a whim and finding somewhere to explore. Or just driving to find the end of the road. Or chasing after whichever cloud looks interesting until we end up somewhere.
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That whole "responsibility" thing... Nearly 30 and I'm still not so good at it.
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Stang. Hands down. I've wanted a Mustang since I was 16. Desert gold with white skunk stripes.
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Never saw Twilight or read the books. (Although if Jacob is the werewolf then he's the only one NOT on the Kill list.)
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That order works perfectly.
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I had a last-syllable-of-my-name nickname before Johnny the Homicidal Maniac made it cool (I hated "Shan" and "Shanny" - to this day only a handful of people can get away with those - so I went by "Nin" or "Ninnerz".) Went by "Warsaw" from 95-98, then picked up "DancingMadKefka" - more commonly called "DMK" (that's what the Transformers fandom knows me by.) Used that mostly until 2003, when I picked "Warsaw" up again - opting for the Polish spelling of "Warszawa". (The "Scream" got tacked on for internet use bc it addresses my loud, aggro nature - and sounds cool.) And since about 2009 I've also used "Spitfire" or "SpitfireRush"; it's actually my character Ralph's nickname, but I borrowed it for non-furry-related endeavors. Still War though. Booya.
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Having to live out my days alone would be worse than death.
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Telekinesis; it can be both functional AND destructive.
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"MOM! MOM! MA! MOM! MUMMY! MUM! MUMMY!" etc. And "I'm not proud of this but - I have to lick that up."
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Get my Uncle's old Jeep up and running so that I can let the Saturn take a rest during the winter months. And so I have something to take 4 wheelin' on the beach to go fishin'.
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FUCK. I use that one all the fucking time. Second favorite would be cunt JUST BECAUSE I love the pained facial expression people tend to make when they hear it. (Ladies, read The Vagina Monologues - I've reclaimed "cunt" and I think you should too.)
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Well, my boat's name us going to be My Johnson, so I can say things like "My Johnson's 56 feet long!" and "Cmon, wanna take a ride on My Johnson?" But to answer more appropriately, "JESUS do I need to scrape the barnacles off that thing!"
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Only if I could be the next Charlie Sheen. I tend to think that's how I look to the furry fandom; just this crazyass ranting violent sex-craving alcohol-guzzling pill-popping lunatic. And I don't have a problem with that because it's mostly true. But if I were to become a real life celebrity (for my most righteous singing voice of course), it's the rockstar life for me. Fame, fortune, sex, booze, rock n roll. Poor choices at every turn. Because that's how I ROLL and I am damn good at it.
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Fast food chain, definitely. Checkers. I love LOVE Checkers. But they refuse to give ingredient lists and nutritional information, and for people like me who have potentially-deadly food allergies? That's a HUGE no-no. Nothing goes in my mouth unless I am assured it's free of the shit that might kill me. So Checkers? Your ass is toast.
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"I'm not quite sure HOW we're going to fit all those avocados into those tennis shoes!"
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