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Because it's National Coming-Out Day. My jaws hurt from sucking penises all day to check if I'm gay. I'm safe, I didn't like any of them.
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The promise that everything dies.
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Rammstein. Won't ever happen.
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Dr Tran's Fudge-Ripple Chicken Dickables
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1. A lifetime supply of Dr Tran's Hickory-Smoked Dickables.
2. A set of absolutely perfect pjams: magically cool in summer and warm in winter.
3. A magic ring that grants me more wishes to be used at my leisure.
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Why the hell do you keep asking me about secret shit? I'm going to cut your spleen out.
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Octopus cone: diced octopus with herbs, veggies and various fixin's in a tortilla cone. The restaurant was out of calamari, so I thought "well they're kinda the same thing right..."
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I speak american pretty well.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chuck wood, he says "jump" and wood responds "how hiiiiiiigh, Drill Sgt" as it hurls itself through the air. That's right, Chuck Norris terrifies inanimate objects into developing the powers of speech and flight.
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Sometimes when I wake up, there are strong indications that my penis has been somewhere without me.
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No idea, can I use my lifeline?
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Woogie
Woogie’s Bio
Providing high-quality evil since day one.
