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I'm straight, i would go lesbian for Lady Gaga though. Apart from that, i could never be with a woman because i find them SO annoying most of the time. I barely have any female friends because i don't tend to get along with women all that well.
I have lesbian friends though, gay friends. I like homosexuality, i think people should be able to love whoever they want to love. I think children should grow up knowing that it's acceptable to love people of their own sex if that is how they feel. A lot of the overly "Macho" homophobic men you see are most likely repressing their homosexuality and the Machoness is merely a defense and shield. -
HE ATE MY HEART. "Monster" is one of my favorite Lady Gaga songs :)
Technically i don't have a boyfriend, but I'm not available...emotionally. -Insert 80's power ballad about love here- -
Can i make fun of them while you are unconscious then?
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You come to New York, we meet, you die. How does that sound?
It really does depend on your intentions. I am not available for romance at the moment, but if you want to hang out then why not. & by "hang out" i mean slice you open so that your insides hang out. -
Eh, you mean flirting with him? It's not your job to do anything, it's his job. If the girls don't know he has a girlfriend, it's his job to tell them that he is in a relationship, if they know he is in a relationship, it's still his job to tell them to back off.
If he flirts back and enjoys it, dump him. Sorry but i don't there is such a thing as "harmless flirting" because I've been with those types of guys before and the flirting always leads to more. The "just friends" lies start, and then you will look through his phone one day and find that she was not a friend at all. Yes, i've been cheated on a lot, and i'm NO fool when it comes to this crap, i know all the signs, and i know all the popular lies they like to tell you. That's the great thing about being cheated on, you learn from it a LOT. If i sense he is cheating, i will leave. No explanations. I refuse to be hurt again.
But yeah, you shouldn't even have to tell your boyfriend, he should automatically think in his head "i have a girlfriend, this is wrong" - if he needs to be constantly reminded by you to tell girls to back off, there is something very wrong with that. -
Big, black, & ready to fack part 2.
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I guess i do, i have a lot of male friends that like to touch me up and get close to me, maybe that's a step further than simply hitting on someone though. I get asked out by people usually when i am alone and out somewhere, i tend to get embarrassed and just give them my number, then ignore their calls.
I doesn't annoy me, it just makes me really nervous, it's part of the reason why i hate going out places by myself. I don't like talking to strangers, so being asked out by one makes me anxious and i start stammering and giggling with nerves and it's a rather pathetic thing to watch. hahah -
Nobody has ever said i look like a celebrity because celebrities are pretty. huhuhahahahaaaa
Okay, in kindness to myself, there are barely any famous Asian women in American culture, so therefore it's hard to compare me to anyone in particular.
I personally think i look like Leonardo DiCaprio before he bloated. -
My name? Gerard Butler. I thought that was kind of obvious
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I used to be a hooker in Narnia, but one day this big talking lion and his weird half human half goat gang stripped me naked and one of them tried to insert his hoof in my ass, which was a step too far. I ran for my life and then suddenly i was in a wardrobe back in the human realm. It's an experience i try to forget.
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Clitoris enlargement.
Okay no, basically my top jaw developed too far forward and i had to have it broken, then pushed back so that it was normal. It was a lot of fun, and i got a shirt afterwards so i don't regret it. -
well I'm 10 foot tall and 1000 pounds. Don't feel jealous, i know it's sexy and something you will never achieve.
Okay I'm 5'2 or 5'3 but don't tell anybody. I never really weigh myself, my mom says that when i get fat, she will tell me I'm fat. Therefore i don't need to weigh myself. -
HAH never, and people that actually do that are disgusting. I was once the "unattractive" girl and i know for a fact that people are nicer to you when you are more attractive. Life is cruel, some people are born ugly and will be looked down on their entire lives, and some people will be born pretty and will be celebrated for their looks their entire life. It's unfair, and it's the only thing i hate about life, why can't people be born with an equal chance? why does looks have to matter? when i was unattractive i felt as if i was always going to be looked down on and it hurt so much and i feel bad for any person that has to feel that way just because they don't meet societies standards of what is attractive. My quality of life is so much better after the operation which fixed me and made me look better, and that is a very sad thing, it's sad that now that i have a normal face people are nicer to me. I have always been a good person and nobody ever took any notice when i was unattractive, where were you people saying that i'm funny and nice when i was 14 years old and ugly? It's a painful thing! I was told by a guy to "slit my wrists" once when i was 13 because he found me unattractive, but yet after my operation suddenly everyone wants to get to know me. Well fuck that, I hate the concept of beauty because it almost wrecked my life and it has left me feeling that every single person on this earth would treat me like dirt right now if i hadn't had that operation, NOBODY would like me.
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Why do i HAVE to to? Am i being held hostage by a man that desperately wants to know how i see myself? Yeah I've met guys like that before. The ones that "just want to talk" instead of buying my products. I deal with them by switching on the warning lights on my Christmas sweater and locking eyes with them until they give up and leave.
But eh, i could describe myself forever, I know myself. -
I sincerely doubt that.
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I can make children disappear.
Seriously though, I'm double jointed in the leg area which means i can do the splits both ways effortlessly, i've been flexible since i was a child & i was a cheerleader for a while, which required flexibility also. I wouldn't say it's a special talent, but if i was a porn star than it probably would be. -
My Aids means that I can't let water touch my skin or else i will turn into a Merman with a penchant for Metallica and wolf art.
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Overly happy/nice people. I love happy people, but there is a limit. You know those types of people that are so nice, they would be sweet to the dog shit on their shoes? Yeah, THEY are annoying.
Also, people with literally zero personality that talk about the most mind numbing bullshit. Once i was on a flight and there were people seated behind me, They were people my age with NO personality and they were talking about the most banal shit I've ever heard. I was trying to read a book, and these people were literally in hysterics over the most boring crap. "I can't cook, so i just eat pizza. HAHAHAHAHA" UGH, and it was like that the whole way. -
I'm not actually. I think people assume i am because i have very thin arms, but I'm definitely not! i am a normal shape, i have no bones showing at all or anything like that.
I used to be really thin once before puberty, i went through puberty late and all of a sudden my body developed and i was more "curvy" or whatever, then my skinny friends at the time described me as "chubby" hahah. Yeah, that wasn't nice. I have a male best friend that is literally obsessed with bones, and size zero, and being skinny, he always likes to call me fat but i know he is joking...well, i hope. hahah
my body curves in and out where it's supposed to, that's the main thing.
HOWEVER, i hate when people bash on skinny girls. Especially runway models. It IS possible to be naturally stick thin, and it's never nice to insult someones body type. People come in all shapes.
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Kimiko Kobayashi’s Bio
I'm Japanese, 18, & Female. (At least i think so) Please do not ask me questions which harbor obvious answers.
