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    1. Voldemort
      Voldemort responded to FuckYouMarina 6 Mar 11

      Why don't you sparkle like EdwardCullen?

      Because I am not a fairy princess.

    2. Voldemort
      Voldemort 6 Mar 11

      Do you enjoy being so sexy?

      Why yes, yes I do.

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      Voldemort responded to Quirrel 6 Mar 11

      What is your favorite color? Red, Yellow or green?!

      Green

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      Voldemort responded to Aisubeki 6 Mar 11

      Can you breath through your nose?

      Do you see the slits where my noses should be? Yeah, I breath through those. stupid muggle.

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      Voldemort 6 Mar 11

      What was it like, posessing Quirrell?

      Unlike anything ever. We had quite the connection.

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      Voldemort 6 Mar 11

      where is your nose?

      That my dear minion is the question that even I don't have the answer to.

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      Voldemort 6 Mar 11

      #notsexy (what's a turnoff for you?)

      Noses.

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      Voldemort responded to LunaLovegoodies 6 Mar 11

      Why did you need to lock me up in the Malfoy's? It wasn't very nice.

      Well, You're pretty annoying.

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      Voldemort 6 Mar 11

      Sirius Black or James Potter?

      Black.

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      Voldemort responded to TheWallaceWells 6 Mar 11

      I bet that when you put a wig, you pretend to be Micheal Jackson, don't you ?

      Shit. HOW DO YOU KNOW. AVADA KEDAVRA.

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      Voldemort 6 Mar 11

      What are you all listening too?! :D

      The screams of the muggles in my basement.

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      Voldemort responded to TheWallaceWells 6 Mar 11

      What did you do when Quirrel had to shower or go to the toilet ? gross ...

      We had a pretty open relationship.

    13. Voldemort
      Voldemort 6 Mar 11

      tumblrs?

      Only my personal one. Sorry.

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      Voldemort responded to Quirrel 6 Mar 11

      Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin?!

      What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Slytherin of course!

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      Voldemort 25 Apr 10

      are not you dead?

      Oh I am.

    16. Voldemort
      Voldemort 25 Apr 10

      How do you feel to have Harry Potters blood running through your veins?

      Disgusting.

    17. Voldemort
      Voldemort 25 Apr 10

      I know who you are... Lord Voldemort!

      yes, i am

    18. Voldemort
      Voldemort 25 Apr 10

      What's your favorite spell?

      AVADA KEDAVRA!

    19. Voldemort
      Voldemort 25 Apr 10

      are u in love with bellatrix?

      No. I refuse to love anybody.

    20. Voldemort
      Voldemort 25 Apr 10

      uhhmm, ever considered a nose job?

      NO. AVADA KEDAVRA!

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