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Where is the rest??? Damn you, Formspring!!
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We lost the most important part of this questions, please resend it! I'm intrigued!
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Sorry this took forevs, we're lazy. But you just have to make the transition slowly (if you haven't been doing this already). Don't put too much pressure on the situation or your new boo. Keep it light, and fun, and genuine, and you'll be fine.
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If you're into dating gay guys (not judging!), go for it.
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Oh. Shit. This is truly a nightmare. First, you need to assess WHY this tragedy has occurred (Did your boyfriend cheat on you? Did your therapist cheat on you? Did you cheat on your therapist? Did your boyfriend cheat on you with your therapist? Bad dye job? Bad boobjob? What?). THEN, you need to make a list of all the things you love about yourself (this should take hours). After said list, you need to make another list of all the things you'd like to change about yourself or could improve on (split-ends, unkempt cuticles, narcissism, whatever). Theeeeennnn, you need to obviously address the aforementioned issues (maybe not with your therapist). And lastly, TREAT YOURSELF. Seriously. They don't call it retail therapy for nothin'. Get out that credit card and make some questionable financial decisions. Oh, and change your nail color. I'm all about feng-shui of shades. Good luck!
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Sex. Like, lots of it. I'm kidding, but not really, because good sex (not just you lying there on your back like a dead fish) burns a shitton of calories, not to mention it works several different muscle sets at once, which would be difficult to duplicate on one piece of exercise equipment.
Also, since you have like, I dunno, three weeks till summer, get your ass to the gym for even MORE cardio. I try (keyword: tryyyy) to get to the gym AT. LEAST. three times a week (pref four or five, if I can stand it). If you're in maaaaje beachbody mode, though, you need to FORCE yourself to go as much as possible. Hit the treadmill/elliptical/whatever for at least 30 min., then alternate the rest of your gym time doing different machines that work various muscles (legs one day, abs the next, arms the next, so on).
And you don't have to completely cut yourself off from your normal eating habits, just cut BACK. Drink more water (like, a lot), consume less sodium, eat less fried foods and dairy. Oh, and brush after every meal. You'll be less likely to snack on stupid shit.
Make sure you get an adequate amount of rest, too. Because if you're asleep, you won't being eating at ungodly hours (say NO to Taco Bell. Just. Say. No.).
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Ohmigod, good! Wear the absolute shit out of that blazer, betch!
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Um. Both. Obviously. Feelings are, well, kindof gross. They make you weak, and sad, and mad, and rude, and pissed, and bothered, and psycho, and drunk, and vulnerable, and anxious, and bitchy, and naked. So I encourage to never waste feelings on someone who isn't willing to do the same for you. It's betchy to be conservative with your emotions/feelings/I love you's/kissy pics/heart texts/whathaveyou, but it's bitchy to lose all empathy for others, especially those who actually give a shit about you. That's really the only distinction.
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#mc's style is def more flity with an edge. (So feminine colored dresses, paired with edgy accessories.) Mine is more "I just threw this on but really it took me three hours to look like I just threw this on." So mini shorts/skirts and slouchy/see-through/loose tops.
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