Ask me something that isn't completely idiotic.

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    1. Cartman
      VaultCartman 30 Nov 11

      Blond, brown, red, or black hair (ladies)

      Red.
      Hell.
      Yes.

    2. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to Denis517 30 Nov 11

      If you could be sent into the future 500 years, would you do it?

      Only if everything I know and love in this time was destroyed.

    3. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to Denis517 30 Nov 11

      If you could bring back 1 person from the dead, who would it be?

      Someone who died.

    4. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to Denis517 25 Nov 11

      Who has the ATHORITA? (correct answer: Denis517)

      Authority over my sandwiches.

    5. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to EB683 25 Nov 11

      Aey rasta you a righteous brettah star, one love mon

      Yes?

    6. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to TheHazer 26 Sep 11

      N.C.R, LEGION, HOUSE, or INDEPENDENT

      House.

    7. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to Valoopy 14 Sep 11

      So you like to play Castlevania?

      @__@

    8. Cartman
      VaultCartman 11 Sep 11

      What makes you feel hopeful?

      Formspring question of the day

      The extinction of mankind.

    9. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to EB683 11 Sep 11

      Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

      Eat with your mouth closed or I'll cut your tongue out.

    10. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to EB683 11 Sep 11

      Jerry McGhoulberry

      Mwister Cwuddleswoith

    11. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to EB683 11 Sep 11

      If I were to kill your entire immediate family and sell all your relatives into slavery, how much would chicken cost at KFC?

      Nothing, because if you could sell them into slavery in your country it would be the 19th century at least, and the KFC fast food chain wouldn't have been invented.

    12. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to Enclaveoverlord 11 Sep 11

      hello cartman i did not mean to annoy you can you please unblock me i dont know what i did wrong

      Many things.

    13. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to TheHazer 11 Sep 11

      hey whats the easiet job you can think of?

      Bethesda writer.

    14. Cartman
      VaultCartman 11 Sep 11

      When I rubbed you, did you like it?

      No, but you did.

    15. Cartman
      VaultCartman 4 Sep 11

      you know what's funnier than 24?

      ur phais

    16. Cartman
      VaultCartman 4 Sep 11

      Why so puddi?

      Because you so ruddi.

    17. Cartman
      VaultCartman responded to TheHazer 4 Sep 11

      i have a very important question. Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?

      No, obviously they have seeing-eye cats. A two in one relationship, providing the necessary support and a useful "snack-on-the-go" if it is ever needed.

    18. Cartman
      VaultCartman 4 Sep 11

      What's your favorite saying?

      Formspring question of the day

      I will kill you.

    19. Cartman
      VaultCartman 31 Aug 11

      where do babies come from

      y ask me i dnt no i am 6 yr old

    20. Cartman
      VaultCartman 29 Aug 11

      The LOL alliance will crush your puny Vault.

      "Cool story bro" seems quite appropriate here.

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