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Justin: Pens Pens Pens Pens Pens Pens Pens Pens Forks Pens Pens Pens.

I don't have a problem.

Oh, well I still have my old Game Boy Color, so I figure I'll play Zelda, Donkey Kong Country, and Pokemon Gold.

Don't Stop Me now by Queen. If the poorly sung yer passionate lyrics of queen doesn't melt the heart of these groin-beam aliens, what will?

What I ask you? What!?

Young Star: Back in the 1938, a speeding car that almost killed the driver, two passengers, and two pedestrians was lifted into the air in the nick of time by a man with curly hair and a gray jumpsuit. That man was the first superhero, the Living Legend.

Justin: I guess today is a good day for me to finally man up and admit to all of my friends my past as a thie*hack*cough*choke*

Nope. That's still not happening.

Justin: Name nothing. I'm going to paint it blue and put a yellow 47 on it, like I do with everything else I own.

I am aware the blue will make it hard to see. That's even better.

Justin: Bugs Bunny. Cliche you say? Don't care. He is my hero.

Honestly, I don't know why people are so obsessed about things as superficial as hair color.

XoXo Blondie.

On what? I don't put ketchup on cold sandwiches.

I grew up with silver version as a kid.

I caught a shiny Ho-Oh, even though I had no clue it was shiny at the time.

I'm digging creative writing like crazy this semester.

The blue fairy has a spontaneous heart attack.

Because Al Mine was too obvious a pun.

Justin: Been considering opening my bowling alley.

Been long enough that I can answer my own question.

The one that always stuck out the most for me was a super intelligent stag beetle... that built a human sized mech suit... to take the Nexus professional wrestling circuit by storm.

My primary problem was that it would necessitate the creation of a Nexus professional wrestling circuit.

Justin: Search for a heavenly wallet and pocket 50% for damages, then try to wake him or her up. Get them to a clinic.

Sevet: Most likely burn from contact with anything holy. And not the tasty fire burning, the nasty holy water burning that hurts like, ironically, hell. Maybe poke it with a stick til it wakes up then run away when it does.

Justin: Yeah. It was sort of a burlesque-comedy-cabaret thing. It was pretty funny and sexy and cool. A bit of gender-bending went on and it ended with someone dead, but he's okay now so I guess it's cool. Fun night until the end part.