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    1. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 22 Feb

      Potato chips or french fries?

      French fries.

    2. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to amusingfactss1 27 Jan

      Isaac Newton died a virgin.

      Poor guy.

    3. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 27 Jan

      Where do you like to hang out with friends?

      DA PETTIN ZOO!!!

    4. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to amusingfactss1 3 Jan

      Mickey Mouse was the first ever cartoon character to talk. In the 1929 episode, The Karnival Kid, Mickey's first words were "Hot dogs!".

      HOT DOGS!

    5. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to amusingfactss1 3 Jan

      Beware. January is national break up month. I'm already seeing the wave on facebook.

      For me it's sex month...no...that's every month.

    6. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 3 Jan

      Would you rather text or talk?

      Talk. Texting is horrible.

    7. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to amusingfactss1 19 Dec 11

      The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

      LIES!!!!!!!1111

    8. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 19 Dec 11

      What's your favorite thing about staying in a hotel over the holidays?

      http://hotelcheckin.usatoday.com

      Sleeping in a really clean bed and free breakfast.

    9. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 19 Dec 11

      What animal scares you the most?

      Kangaroos. I'm going to be blunt about this...their penises are ugly. That's the biggest reason why. I also really dislike how they can balance back on their tails.

    10. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to amusingfactss1 10 Dec 11

      A new study suggests the psychological hurt of a break up is just as real as a physical injury.

      Yikes.

    11. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 10 Dec 11

      How do you generally get around - walk, bike, drive, public transportation or some other way?

      I get driven around by my pimp who is also a rap stylist. His name is MC Scurvy. His real name is Marcus(a.k.a. FlowingAway).

    12. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to amusingfactss1 10 Dec 11

      The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.

      *claps*

    13. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 10 Dec 11

      Pepsi or Coke?

      Diet Coke.

    14. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 29 Nov 11

      Do you like to dance?

      Sometimes. I like to do this one for FlowingAway.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFqtye2_3E4

      Play

    15. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 29 Nov 11

      Where's the best place in your hometown to get a great burger or milkshake?

      Culver's.

    16. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to amusingfactss1 23 Nov 11

      A surfer once sued another surfer for stealing his wave.

      I snorted.

    17. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 23 Nov 11

      What's the last funny video you watched online?

      http://youtu.be/jSCxzsS6Vu0

      Play

    18. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 23 Nov 11

      What's one of your earliest memories?

      This one very awkward diaper changing.

    19. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to Formspring 11 Nov 11

      What type of candy is the best type to get when you go trick or treating?

      Snickers.

    20. Catz
      VaselineCats responded to amusingfactss1 11 Nov 11

      Heavier women are more intelligent and produce more intelligent babies. According to a study published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior, larger amounts of lower-body fat correlates to higher neurological function.

      I have plenty of rolls. My credibility and mental capacity must be incredible!

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