I'd fight Chevy Chase. As he's quite elderly, the duel wouldn't be tough. However, I'd feel terrible if the amazing comedian were to be seriously injured or killed at my hand. I'd probably tell the police that Woody Harrelson did it, if he was nearby.

Yes, quite often. I'm not the most socially adroit person, online or off. However, my mild case of the awkwards pales in comparison to that of many other people I've met.

Ahoy!

Jeff Goldblum.

Probably a bit blonder than my current hair. That was my color when I was, like, twelve, and I liked it.

Don't worry, I will.

I absolutely love that game. So, so much.

The video game or the outdoor game you play with friends? I haven't experienced the first, because I'm not a serial killer, but group hide-and-seek tag is one of the most fun games you can play at night with large groups of people.

Red Gandalf is best Gandalf.

Totally.

At the exact same time that the glass becomes half-full.

That's quite a deep question.

I'd be the person who goes in days beforehand to scope out the place, and place our own little security cameras, to see if guards are nearby.

Yes. I follow politics very closely.

Yes, and you're probably much more "gifted" than he, also.

No. Lo siento.

Is that you, Solsetur?

Unfortunately, I'm not familiar with those uninvolved in The Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit. Wait! I know from somewhere that one of the Shirefolk was a famous warrior. I'm pretty sure that either Merry or Pippin is named after him.

The longest was by the end of last summer, when it was about down to my collarbone (on the other side of my torso, of course.) Right now, it's a bit above shoulder length. Not including my birth, until I was eleven or twelve I had it pretty short. Like, three centimeters.

I'd be mildly awed, as I'm somewhat familiar with the young man. Probably, I'd ironically say that I loved Zombieland and the Social Network.