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If you have to ask that, you're not paying attention. Try harder.
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I don't have a father. Thanks for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
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You'll need a socket wrench, some WD-40 and an evil disposition.
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What do you think?
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Six years old. I was an early bloomer.
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All the Star Wars ones.
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If by "miss" you mean hate with the fiery passion of 1,000 super-nova, yes.
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Anytime I want. In this suit no one can tell the difference.
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You could accidentally kill the woman you love with a force-choke, kill a bunch of younglings, have your arms, hands and legs cut off and get horribly burned by falling in a boiling pit of lava. But what are the chances of that?
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I was working as a slave on Tatooine and her car broke down. Next thing you know we're hitched. Stop me if you've heard it.
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A little wheezy, but that's par for the course.
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Force-squeeze them and make evil lemonade.
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Find that damn rebel base.
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If you're anything like me, you just pop out the old hip and snap in a shiny new one. Doesn't get much easier.
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Just one, Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH). I met him back stage at the Oscars and totally lost it. Apparently I begged him to do his best Doogie Howser impression. It wasn't pretty.
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Yes, the entire corporate roster of BP comes to mind.
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I think you mean "anti-hero".
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Wash his tightie whities. If you followed me on Twitter you'd already know this. Don't ask stupid questions.
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