sweet baby jesus i would almost positutively fuck the human race to the fullest extent and live life as a powerful amazoness in the wild who needs no man

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weswie, weswies left boob, and weswies vagina

the right boob is mean. it always sexually violates me and steals my margarita powder

Theyre the same goddamn thing except one has holes in them I could just insert the holes in myself just like what I do with the children

imma virgin

why would you even ask that?

of course they are.

my life

LOLAWKZ thaat sounds like a suicide statement

by that i mean have fun ;3 without any excess attached. Though thats proven to be unavoiidable...

christmas

iiiive noticed that fun sized people get treated better. idk. pluz theyre less likely to be awkwardly clumsy cuz ya know

but i like being tall sometimes too cuz when u play keepaway U CAN PLAY KEEPAWAYY

YEEEEEEEEEE

except not fat people cuz theyll probrably notice afterwards.

but if i ask permission they could say no D::

id wear european everythign even escargot on my head just because its european AHHH EUROPE

SOOOOO LEGIT!

jk im a hermaphrodite getting kicked in the balls is worse when the person has spiked boots because sometiems a spike goes through my pus-HEEEEEEEEEEY KIDS

jk again ew children

lmfao imma make a great head chef...

just kidding it was pussy lolewz hotdogs are were its at

olala FOOD ADVENTURES

i havent been TERRIBLY adventerious i have to say regarding exquisite ingredients buuut id havta say tripe and sea urchin
sea urchin i absoloutly adore :O

lemonAIDS ba dum tssssssssssssss

depends on the person

if its someone i hate, im like YESS NOW I FINALLY HAVE A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE TO HATE THEM :D

o crap dis niqqa on here too now?

no i just ACTUALLY think that youre smart, funny, beautiful, and significant

:)