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It was quite sad. I shed many a tear, and no crocodile tears either. It's always a sad sad day when a great actor pass on. But he shall always be remembered in our hearts. Why must great ones pass on?!
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Certainly not! I prefer looking classy over....Whatever he is. He looks like a Quackerjack stand in! Hmmmhmmhmm!
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Moi? Using improper grammar? Surely you jest! Who do you think you are, slinging such an insult at the great and marvelous Tuskerninni? HMPH! Some people are just rude to be rude these days. Now be off, Mister Quiverwing Duck. i have other arrangements this evening. I have to start filming my new production: "I Was A Teenage Lobster". Sure to be a hit at the box office!
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Hmmhmmhmmm!
No. i'll have you know that I haven't been one for quite some many years. I may be a bit round, yes, but that doesn't mean that the ladies don't appreciate my gentleman charms and handsome good looks.
Besides, what better pick up line is there than: "Want me to make you a star?" Hmmhmm! -
Who am I? What a silly question. My name is not only all over this page…but in lights as well! There is not one who doesn’t know the name “Tuskerninni”!
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Ah ah ah, a director never shares their secrets. I can give you one spoiler, though. A teaser trailer, if you will… It involves the famous Charlie Chaplin film that will be on display at Saint Canard’s theatre next month.
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You asked. It would have been rude to not answer with its entirety of what exactly I was up to.
And what of you, hmm? Last I recall hearing, Negaduck had you sleeping with the fishes. I remember, because when Cecil told me, my Ducky and I celebrated with a glass of wine. -
I don’t see what’s so interesting about Agent Steelbeak’s posterior.
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And a howdy do to you too, Darkwing. Come poking your unwanted bill around the Billboards, I see. What, don’t believe I’ve been a reformed and innocent member of society?
If you really want to know…I’ve been shooting and starring in many adult productions. I haven’t been alone, of course. There is no show without the leading lady! I’m sure you recall one Miss Camile Chameleon. (She talks quite….”highly” of you. ) Well, you see, we both just got back into town again. And we’re up and ready for more romping and filming. Hmmhmmhmm! -
The stage, of course! It taught me oh so much growing up.
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Hmm….Let me go through my inventory. Romance, Romance, Slasher film, Psychological Thriller, Romance, Alien invasion, Crime, Romance…Ah-HAH! “I Was Once A Sparkly Vampire” was a best seller. Oh no, don’t let the name fool you, it’s certainly a horror film. The sparkles clashed, and everything!
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Ghosts? Ghosts are only real in plays and dramatic remakes of the Christmas Carol. But beyond that…pure poppycock!
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Peeps? You mean those delicious sugary baby chickens that are sold around the Easter holidays? ….i’m in the mood for those now. Oh boys! Oh Cecil, go fetch me some peeps. Your boss has a sudden craving for them, yes. Hmmhmm!
As for how I’ve been? Great! Simply wonderful. I’ve been out of Saint Canard for the past months, shooting. This collection, I’m sure, will sell right off the shelves! Who knew working the entertaining and honest way could be so profitable? Lewd work, yes, but honest all the same! -
A rude way to introduce yourself, I’ll say. However, I’ll bite. “What?”
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Oh, I like many things. Most notably, my love of the arts and money.
As for what I can’t stand… critics, poor service at saint Canard’s supposedly finest restaurants, and masked crime fighters whom get in the way of productions. -
Oh yes, do forgive me. My head isn't in the right place. You see, earlier I was preparing for the role of an unintelligent fish monger of the eighteenth century. I must have been far too in character to have made such a mistake, yes.
Well, i may actually want to visit around mating season. I'm sure there is much footage we can take. Just think of it. The name is coming to me....YES! "March of the Penguins: The Sequel". Think of the funds, Cecil! -
I am, of course! Well….the band the boys and I had to get together while we were adopted convicts. I play a mean tuba, I’ll have you know.
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I’m sure you’re all very surprised to hear this….But I was not always the great director or thespian you see before you. Once, at the start of my career, I was a mere stage hand! And before that…The guy that went and fetched coffee! Oh the shame and humiliation of it all!
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Why would I want to be invited to anyone’s party, when they are all eager and pleased as punch to come to mine? Leave your coats, jewels, wallets, and purses at the door, everyone!
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Oh yes. I've heard lots of people say they've dreamed of being a star! Haha!
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Tuskerninni
Saint Canard Theater
