Son: Dad, how does it feel to have the most awesome son in the world???
Dad: Dunno son, ask your grandfather.
BURN!!!!!

1- ضربني وبكى سبقني وأشتكي
2- اللي يده في المويه موب مثل اللي يده في النار > اتوقع تسذا
3-القرد بعين امه غزال
4- النوم سلطان
5- ماطار طيير وارتفع الا كما طار وقع
6- الوقت كالسيف ان لم تقطعه قطعك
7- العلم نور والجهل ظلام
8- لسانك حصانك ان صنته صانك وان خنته خانك
9-لا طلح الجمل كثرت سكاكينه
10- اليد الوحده ماتصفق
11- المويه تكذب الغطاس > هذا مو أنا
12- عصفور باليد ولا عشره على الشجره

You just got fatter by eating this cookie.

that sad attempt at a dirty joke

My preferred method is by car.

i'm 65 right now, and i run "kindda" daily :D.

running helps me forget the problems i have and gets me ready to play matches with my friends which we do "kindda sorta maybe"every week xD.

though i'm a sweeper which is a defensive positions in football that doesn't need lots of stamina.

When the black guy actually survived. It was shocking and appalling to see Hollywood go mainstream like that. :o

Haha, thanks you! It's great to know someone actually pays attention! :D

No. even though i watch it sometimes, but I hate mtv for so many reasons.
they hardly ever play good music anymore. and most of their shows piss me off, specially 'super sweet sixteen' because it's just a bunch of whiny teenagers who get birthday parties that probably cost over millions of dollars and yet the complain when they don't get the car that they wanted :/

Amazing.

GINGERS HAVE SOULS, YOU DON'T KNOW THEM, YOUR NOT GOD *WOHOAOAOHA* YOU'RE NOT GOD, YOU DON'T WHO HAS A SOUL AND WHO DOESN'T, ALRIGHT?!1!1

xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FYpBOm5lOQ
that made me laugh my ass off for hours xD

Play

I think they're a very awesome person, and try to be friends with them. :D
No, that was a lie, I actually don't do anything..

this may be effective if i was called sophie?

I still am

sure c;

nope,cause assassin's creed 4 is gonna be for sale then and if the world ended then i'm gonna kick his ass 6 days to fucking friday :|

nobody is a virgin,life fucked us all :D

it depends...is awesome a stereotype?

I would say that you should've thought about that before you roasted and ate my aunt Lila.