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    1. Trevor
      5 weeks ago
      TrollTrevor

      is everything better with bacon?

      I don't worry about whether it's better or not. I just eat everything anyway.

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    2. Trevor
      3 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Hey Trevor, you guys ever let Sudbury, the talking skull, join in on game night?

      He refuses to, ever since that time he lost a bet and had to wear the sombrero for a week.

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    3. Trevor
      3 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Are those nutrinos really travelling FTL or is it an experimental artifact?

      What really surprises me is that there isn't Quantum-O's, the neutrino-flavored breakfast cereal.

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    4. Trevor
      3 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Dear Trevor, have you ever tried licking an ice-cream cone that's on TV? If so, what did it taste like?

      Like a ghost, without that ectoplasm aftertaste.

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    5. Trevor
      7 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Hey Trevor, have you ever tried eating a ghost and if so, what did it taste like?

      It's kinda like licking an ice-cream cone that's on TV.

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    6. Trevor
      10 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      How many burglars or zombies did you eat today, Trevor?

      I lose count after three.

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    7. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Assuming that I live in a place that lacks a live in Troll, what's the very best way to dispose of all the (re-dead) corpses left behind after a zombie outbreak?

      I guess you could eat them yourself.

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    8. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Are there any people you wouldn't eat if Eldrich said you could?

      Probably the ones I'd want to date.

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    9. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Did you have good luck? How did it turn out?

      Yes. Awesome.

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    10. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      We know that there are groups that deal with Robot's rights. What groups represent Troll interests in congress?

      Doesn't that PETA group stand for People Enhancing Troll Activities?

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    11. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Dear Trevor, I'm very attached to not being a zombie. So, I've been looking at the Zombie Danger gif kindly provided by AskDrEldritch.com and see that it's trended towards EXTREME danger. Is it time to take my self defence into the proactive phase?

      Yes. Please box up all zombies you find and send them to me.

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    12. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Have you ever thought of hiring yourself out as a taste tester, consumer of unfinished catering leftovers, motivational speaker, etc.?

      I already have the most awesome job in the world.

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    13. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Did you ever think of putting up a Solicitors Welcome sign?

      Yes, but SOMEBODY keeps taking it down.

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    14. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Have there ever been any Troll philosophers?

      Some Philosophers eat pancakes. All Trolls will eat pancakes. Therefore, maybe.

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    15. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      What's for lunch?

      Tacos!

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    16. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      When will the next comic be published?

      Soon after it's assembled.

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    17. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      Smackdown! You vs. vampire. Who wins?

      I have every time so far.

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    18. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      What do I do if the Zombie danger meter goes into the red and I live in a place where people didn't vote for Chuck Goodrich?

      Lead the zombies to the nearest Troll.

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    19. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      How I mine for fish?

      With explosives, of course. Was that a trick question?

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    20. Trevor
      11 months ago
      TrollTrevor

      what's a good use for leftover jam?

      Spreading on silver-fish stuffed Gnome.

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Just your average Troll, living in a basement and eating intruders.

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