I probabbly should but every time I try, certain people are like "here's dinner" n it's like a load of delicious meat n stuff n I'm telling them I'm on a diet while stuffing my face so it gets taken about as seriously as you'd expect. Besides, apprently I'm also called cute, so whatever works for me

The ability to breath underwater, if I could fly, I'd be flying all the time if I could, and I'd get caught cause ya know no way in hell I'm gonna get the bus to town when I could fly instead. I'd love breathing under water, all percy jackson n stuff. I'd be swimming 24/7 and if any sharks tried to attack me. I'd punch them in the face.

Who's not on? I'm always online somehow or other. and how was that a question?

On it? on what?

>.>...yes...yes it was Damn FormSpring

Shonen jump

Winter

Apparently it dosen't matter, he believes in me, pfft sucker

TIME TRAVEL WORKS BITCHESSS! oh and girls love a jerk, start being a jerk now, don't ever pass up a chance for smex and tape it all. in a few years time, u can post it all online and make a foooortune

Final Fantasy VII, I laugh at games that boast of a 6 hour gameplay time. It took me over 2 YEARS to finish Final Fantasy VII, and I loved every moment of it. It was made in 1997 and if given a choice between Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy 13, Final Fantasy 14 and Final Fantasy 15 all together, or just Final Fantasy 7, I would choose 7 and jump for joy

"How I became your Lord and Master by Troy Downs" [Warning, purchase of this book is mandatory, failure to purchase this book will result in either repossession of everything you own, including yourself and family, or expulsion from planet earth] Instant Best Seller

Rich, I can use my money to become famous, but I might be famous for being the poorest man in the world

Cybernetic Implants, japanese anime style. Like Star Trek style tubes that come out of your hand, allowing you to hack any electronic device, or cyber eye, able to see in all spectrums and scan and google anyone I see

Britney Spears, before she got fat. Like, as she was singing "hit me baby one more time". daaamn she was hot in that.

Blitzball, Go Zanarkand Abes!

had my heart broken in millions of pieces by a girlfriend one day, and then helped her with her relationship problems with her new boyfriend the next day

Being happy

I believe in ghosts, the same way you believe in oxygen in the air. We know it's there, but we've known it's there for so long, it's no longer important

Big Brother, and yay it's gonna happen soon. Though I wish Titan would get his own show

I was, but I grew tired of him long before he got a taste for small boys, and wouldn't of really cared anyway.